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so... she's westview's evil lesbian jesus?

Agatha is probably the hero of Westview because she accidentally made it look like she saved them from Wanda and then saved them three years later from Billy and Rio.

If Agatha ever does come back to life and go to Westview all of those people would think she’s their hero since she died to “protect them”

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anyone else who puts body horror into their agathario erotica is able to chime in— or anyone who has thought about it, really— but i personally consider death/rio's physical form/limits to be similar to a homunculus in fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood.

for those who haven't seen it, they're essentially humanlike creatures who are able to heal themselves through just about any injury. it's not unlimited (they have a power source) but i don't necessarily picture rio having that same limit because she's a necessary cosmic being. that anime also has a give/take system that's a little too strict for the MCU's wonky magic worldbuilding, if i'm being honest, so i don't think about the "rules" of it too much.

but, for example, a character will shoot one of the homunculi and their skin will knit itself back together instantly. you could behead them and they'd regrow their head, blood vessels and sinew and all. so, if rio got a paper cut, it'd heal so quickly she wouldn't even know it was there. i think if it was a larger injury, she COULD feel it momentarily, but i honestly think agatha is the first (and only?) person to throw rio off enough to a) surprise her with an injury or b) do it for sexual pleasure. i also think any blood vessels broken due to bruising, concussions incurred from fighting, etc., are in paper cut category and rio doesn't feel them.

i also like to think rio can control if she is able to heal or not, hence in my knife fucking smut agatha's implicitly asking rio to keep her injuries while they fuck. i do think it has to be a conscious choice for rio, though.

and in terms of what rio "feels" i obviously think the way she feels pain is different from a mortal. firstly, we experience pain so that our brain/conscience knows where our weak spots are. if i snapped my ankle in half but wasn't able to feel it, i'd walk on my broken ankle for who knows how long and really fuck it up. but since rio can inherently heal herself, AND since she can't be killed, her body's knowledge of its own bodily harm isn't really something she would have evolved. i like picturing agatha teaching rio how humans experience pain, and i do think at some point what rio feels is fairly close to what a human feels, BUT she's a certified freak and thinks it's fun. which, since there's no fear of the pain amounting to anything but pleasure for her, tracks.

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damn this is so random but being not being on tumblr since 2020 means i get to see all the changes at once. we can edit tags even if we press enter now??? NOTHING used to be more frustrating than having a typo in a tag and having to type it all over again omfg...

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If anyone ever needed proof that AI is trained on fanfic:

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giant celestial agatha and her tiny (human) sized wife (ponyo inspired)

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figured i'd make a list of some of my current agathario fics out since i've seen people doing it.

break me, shake me, devastate me: au where rio's landlord is evanora, who dies, and now she has to deal with the chaotic whirlwind of her hot lesbian daughter. multichapter, ongoing.

a love that's so demanding, i can't speak: during the salem days, agatha tests out rio's non-human physical limits. i'll be frank: there is knife fucking. oneshot, complete.

wanna try out some freaky positions? (have you ever tried this one?): rio taking care of (read: giving orgasms to) agatha while pregnant. multichapter, complete.

bad, bad boy, shiny toy with a price (you know that i bought it): agatha is really attracted to rio's lady death look so lady death tops her. oneshot, complete.

what if your eyes looked up and met mine one more time?: my first agathario fic :') divorced mommies au but really pwp. oneshot, complete.

there's a few others but i figured i'd give a shout out to these in particular. i'm also cooking up plenty of things (i have adhd so i have at least three WIPs i'm working on as we speak) so i'll always update here every time i post something!

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Jennifer: Welcome to the “Fuck Agatha” club, where we all talk about how much we hate Agatha.

Rio: …

Rio: I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.

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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more

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hi. my name is clair and i deleted my tumblr in 2020 but agatha all along has me crawling back. if you remember tumblr user swanmills/sapphics/dykes, that was me.

i'm really just here for meta posts and etc. i'm on ao3 at saturnreturn. i'm tagging this in the hopes to make friends :-)