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So this is actually a very important reminder that you can just make shit up if you like read what the words are saying.

That being said “noise” is unintentionally a very good word for Massachusetts to have

Most-used word in each US state.

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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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#if you do that, it’ll open up a rift in time and space

Does this make you go hmmm

Hmm

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this is the best thing

they’ll eat this at my funeral

me and my husband, ham to my cheese, are hosting a halloween party in a few days and we found this recipe for a gigantic snake calzone and im LOVING the results of everyone on the recipe page:

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Horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender says “you come in here an awful lot mate, you think you might be an alcoholic?” The horse says “I don’t think I am” and promptly vanishes

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my favorite video of all time ever

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That’s the dream

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i don't really mean this as criticism but every They Might Be Giants song i've ever heard all share this same ultra particular vibe i can only describe as "this sounds like something a programmer started spontaneously singing around the house at like two in the morning because he was trying to annoy his girlfriend's cat"

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you have to outlive donald trump

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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legit looks like an urban design diagram, someone’s got to get on making a park designed after the layout of a cell

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

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other then mobius strip pasta which is fucking awesome, this physically pains me

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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someone fucked up his wrist again (definitely not me)

just pinning this for future reference

dear future me,

DONT BE AN IDIOT

watch for the signs, don’t over do it

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Blimp?

ooobhgh i need to sculpt something. i need to play with clay