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they call me the launderer on account of my doing laundry

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big slay

they call me the email senderrrrr

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accidentally completed all the tasks I assigned myself today and now theres just like, a bunch of hours left?

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Sorry for kitchen nightmares posting on main but this is very important

I’ve been watching many episodes of Gordan’s personal hell for research, and most kind of run on the same monomyth structure, but uh

the burger bar is somethin’ different man

you know its bad when Gordon doesn’t raise his voice once

he looks so in distress someone help this man escape

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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

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fuck yeah dude

tried that working out stuff again, and chat? shit’s still difficult but slightly less so

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thinking about a few months ago when I had a bad panic attack at the art museum and had to like sit down for a minute on the stairs because I couldn’t stand up and an older lady started walking up the steps, got to me, stopped and told me I shouldn’t loiter next to the railing because other people need to use it and I was like “damn I guess she’s right” and fucking moved? wtf was that about and why did I only remember now?

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do you want to see a bisexual man struggle? Well look no further

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hell yeah

tried this “working out” stuff, and chat? shits difficult

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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Eccentric researcher obsessed with ancient texts

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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when I see a frog

& it takes a hop away from me

it's like

what the fuck man.

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I’m devastated. But it was such a good show

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[insert great and timely joke about the Switch 2 here]