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Send ‘🤰’ to run into my muse after a few months and find out they are pregnant.

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I work at an all girl’s summer camp, and here’s some real things that the camp counselors have actually said: SENTENCE STARTERS EDITION

feel free to edit for pronouns/tense etc.  strong language, sexual / adult themes, tw: vomit. 

“I don’t function whether I have sleep or not.”

“What is tea?”

“We just need to marinate his personality a little bit.”

“Oh no, there’s no one to hold my hand!”

“Sounds like that’s not my job.”

“Can you automate me a sandwich?”

“I am irate.”

“There are two types of people in this world: counselors and peasants.”

“There’s a serpent in my footwear.”

“Emotional trauma is fun.”

“I have many talents. Most of them are completely useless.”

“Settle down, Satan.”

“Do you feel reduced, reused, and recycled?”

“Well that sounds like a fucking lie.”

“I don’t instigate. I just participate.”

“When I go to craft stores, I blackout.”

“I’m not dead…yet.”

“Flip flops are the bread of the foot.”

“There’s a whole lot of hip and not a lot of hop.”

“Soda is spicy.”

“I’m going to die somehow, and if it’s from salmonella from eating raw cookie dough, then so be it.”

“I have a great Shakira impersonation.” 

“Maybe they’ll learn if they lose a couple of fingers.”

“I care more about the content of their character than the pizazz in their pants.

“My hip is not used to this motion.”

“I can’t believe I put a bra on for that.”

“She has the balance of a newborn deer.”

“I’m literally a fuckboy.”

“Hey look, cute boys! Oh, they’re not cute, but at least they’re still boys.”

“Shit is usually going downhill by now.”

“Two months ago, you did something stupid.”

“I made a difference.”

“You tried.”

“Is this a science camp or a prostitution camp?”

“You scared the juice out of her.”

“I am NEVER having kids!”

“This is my uterus talking.”

“I’m not above throwing hands with a seventh grader.”

“I have a 670 day streak on Snapchat with my Mom.”

“My grandma just screams all the time.”

“We can all starve, and then it’s free!”

“It kind of feels like I’m in purgatory.”

“Are you sure the epi-pen is only as needed?”

“I feel like I’m always living in a vine.”

“There has been nothing born of this womb.”

“I feel like I’m dying.”

“I feel like I’m dying, but someone set me on fire, but like, in a good way.”

“I cry myself to sleep every single night.”

“I aspire to be not poor.”

“There’s no such thing as too cool for school when you’re paying tuition.”

“Surprise! I’m fully clothed.”

“We’re having problems with the girls having sass.”

“SEX?!”

“Why does my boob keep getting touched this week?”

“I’ll baby bird vomit into your mouth.”

“Did someone touch my butt?”

“Wow, you really are lonely.”

“I don’t care for that.”

“What would Abraham Lincoln think about that?”

“They were boy scouts, not man scouts.”

“Gift wrapping is my shit.”

“I am not caffeinated…that is a lie.”

“I’ve had to pee since 2015.”

“I’m going to pour some cow’s milk into my mouth straight from the teat.”

“I just posted on Instagram; go like it, you bitch.”

“Most people cry when I walk into the room.”

“What if Pop Sockets were for toes?”

“That feedback is not very timely.”

“I don’t even know what World War 2 was.”

“Pics or it didn’t happen.”

“That sounds like a personal problem.”

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Soulmate with stiles

♘: Soulmates have matching birthmarks

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It had been a long time since Peter even thought about who his soulmate might be, but gave up on it when most of his family was killed in the fire. But now a few years after dying and coming back to life, he thought about it again once more. It was like who was ever going to check out his right butt cheek to see his soul mark? And in the shape of a scythe no less?

However, Peter didn’t have much of a choice when the latest monster came through and destroyed much of his clothing. Knowing that Stiles usually had a change of clothing in his Jeep, the werewolf went up to Stiles, naked as the day he was born.

“Mind if I borrow your pants?”

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Send my muse kisses you want to give them!

✚ for a kiss on a wound.

♕ for a kiss of swearing fealty.

✿ for a sweet kiss on the cheek.

♠ for a kiss that leaves a mark on the skin.

♆ for a kiss where there is a pulse.

ϡ for a kiss that lets you know I love you.

ღ for a kiss filled with passion and need.

† for a kiss to say good bye forever.

��� for hateful kiss – gonna make you feel the scorn okay?!

☂ for a kiss in the rain.

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Send a symbol for a Soulmate AU or send 'Soulmate' for a randomly generated one.

♔ : Everyone’s world is black and white until you meet your soulmate, who brings color with them ♕: The first words your soulmate will say to you are tattoo’d on your body ♖: Soulmates can feel each other’s emotions ♗: Everyone has a timer on their wrist that counts down to the moment of meeting your soulmate  ♘: Soulmates have matching birthmarks ♙: Everyone has their soulmates names tattoo’d on their wrist ♚: Soulmates have birthmarks that signify where their soulmate will first touch them ♛: Reincarnated Soulmates who remember their past lives the first time they touch

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Soulmates can communicate through thoughts AU

‘Oreos are in aisle 5. Wait. Are we in the same store?’ AU

‘The answer to Question 4 is 26, please stop thinking so hard about it,  I had that exam paper too’ AU

‘Hi I’m your neighbour and I can help you with that recipe you’ve just been confused about if you’d like’ AU

‘Stop worrying about the test, I’ve learned more from you studying than I have all semester’ AU

‘I know we haven’t talked before but you’re upset about something someone said and I want you to know they’re a piece of shit for saying that, don’t let it get to you’ AU

‘Why are you thinking about frogs in space at 4am? I’m trying to sleep and now I’m thinking about frogs in space suits too’ AU

‘Soulmates start to hear one another’s thoughts on their 18th birthdays so happy birthday! I guess’ AU

‘You keep thinking about how much you want to hurt yourself and I really don’t want you to go down the path I did, it’ll get better, I promise’ AU

‘You should just go ask them out, you’ve been thinking about them all day every day for months and it’s driving me nuts’ AU

‘Hey soulmate, whoever you are?. I’m bored waiting for class/a bus/train, wanna chat?’ AU

‘I don’t know why I’m helping you break into a house but their safe is under the left bedside table and the code is 1982. You’re welcome’ AU

‘You’ve been studying for 16 hours without a break, please go get some food or something, I’m concerned about you’ AU

‘You’re in the next movie theater watching the movie that’s about to start in mine and I swear to God if you spoil anything I’ll find out who you are and strangle you’ AU

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Starting anew?

I’m thinking of making this blog into an archive and restart it. Start fresh, I think.

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From my main account

So much time has been lost

To whoever is still following me:

Thank you for sticking with me through my totally unintended hiatus. So much has happened and I’ve been through a lot. I have had two surgeries on my left eye and a third one is being planned if the next series of injections don’t work as well as expected.

I hope you all know how much I need my eyesight, not only to game on the Xbox, but also to draw. I’m still not in a place to RP right now, but I still intend to in the future. Maybe even I’ll start writing again as well. However, in the meantime, my Xbox gamer tag is Sharem90 and my secondary Xbox gamer tag is KochanskiLister if anyone is interested in playing a few rounds of Destiny 2 or just to chat and hear my weird voice.

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Ian Bohen in episode 104 of Yellowstone.

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Bonus:

ianbohen - The Y brand is Blazing tonight. -#Yellowstone is on at 10/9c on @paramountnetwork. Do. Not. Miss it. - also I do Bat Mitzvah’s and bachelorette parties in this outfit… 

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KISS MEME

Send me a number and a pairing, and I’ll sketch it for you! 1. “Good morning” kiss 2. Kiss on the forehead 3. Drunk/sloppy kiss 4. Awkward kiss 5. Angry kiss 6. “I’m sorry” kiss 7. “I’ve missed you” kiss 8. Seductive kiss 9. “War’s End” kiss (see how adorable it looks HERE) 10. “Goodbye” kiss 11. “Spiderman” kiss 12. Kiss on the nose 13. Kiss on the ear 14. Kiss on the neck 15. Kiss on the back 16. French kiss 17. Shy kiss 18. Surprised kiss 19. Sad kiss 20. “Doing the do” kiss

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send “shit, you’re hot” for my muse reacting to overhearing yours accidentally saying that out loud!

alternatively, send “excuse me?” for my muse to have slipped and called your muse hot out loud

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// if anyone can make a gif set of this I would deeply appreciate it! And in return, I’ll draw your muse! ^_^ my work can be seen here: @sharem90

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Steter AU: Where Stiles is a writer who is trying to go professional. Peter is his surprisingly soft and encouraging mentor, whose lessons sound more like flirting.

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{{ Please reblog this if you’re a mun who’s open for angst plotting. Death, pain, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, illness, misery, fighting, screaming, tears, hate, disgust, trauma, graphic gore, etc; I’m in need of threads. Thank you. }}

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