satansxqueen
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she/her ** Always in the mood for cute cat content or stupid text posts, and I might reblog some actual factual stuff. stay tuned
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satansxqueen · 2 days ago
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satansxqueen · 2 days ago
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hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now
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satansxqueen · 2 days ago
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#fuck or die
content warning: #major character death
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satansxqueen · 7 days ago
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satansxqueen · 7 days ago
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Things cats were right about all along:
Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)
Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)
Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.
Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.
Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.
You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.
Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.
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satansxqueen · 9 days ago
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satansxqueen · 10 days ago
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Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”
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satansxqueen · 10 days ago
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i only have sex when it allows me to further engage with the text in a nuanced and complex manner
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satansxqueen · 10 days ago
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me drinking water at night
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satansxqueen · 10 days ago
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i need to train in a temple for 50 years bye
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satansxqueen · 10 days ago
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satansxqueen · 10 days ago
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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
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satansxqueen · 11 days ago
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Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.
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satansxqueen · 11 days ago
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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
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satansxqueen · 11 days ago
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the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal
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satansxqueen · 11 days ago
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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would
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