satansnutsack420

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Ur mom

You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

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Following this blog was a terrible decision, how unfollow

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If you're ever feeling down, and like your time is up, just remember, you're already going to hell, might as well make it a long, fun ride down here.

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Hey, it's the guys whose souls I own!

I'd kill for you, Gaud.

I have a list. I literally have a list.

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Can confirm it is the first

Satan says he hasn't made a pact with you

finished 3 short stories this week… idk what’s going on w/ me but i’ve narrowed it down to 1) successful medication management or 2) accidentally made pact w/ devil, am reaping the benefits

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Please don't, Gauds containment vessel hasn't finished construction yet.

i wanna be a rotisserie chicken

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Friendly reminder to not buy DOOM ETERNAL

I have enough problems without the Doom Slayer turning my minions into paste

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How in the hell did you get down here? As far as I'm aware, you're not dead yet

if u ever hear humming from inside the walls that’s just me cleaning out the air ducts ur WELCOME

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Man breaking into my house: *gets stuck in the window*

Me: "Sir, would Mr. Rogers want to be your neighbor right now?"

Him, crying: "no"

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What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

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no

Happy Holidays friends!!!!!!!! Thanks for being supportive and lovely this year!! Please eat something you like today, and treat yourself to something nice <3333

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Ah yes, a moment of seriousness amidst the chaos

How does it feel to have a fan base?

I hate the word ‘fan’ and ‘fan base’ but when I see people make subreddits for me and mention me randomly online, or make youtube videos about me it’s a lil surreal still, but it’s always nice to be recognized :)

At the start, people weren’t as accepting of it, not sure why, I think it’s cause my funny jokes oft had a formula (which is fine when making jokes, and recognizing a formula doesn’t suddenly mean it’s shit) but I’ve varied my posts and commentary to a point where that’s never really an issue anymore!

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Speaking from experience: A damn good one

imagine the orgasm superman could get by shooting a gun at his prostate

listen here you degenerate poltroon in the spirit of the holidays i am going to shove a walnut so far up your ass i’ll be using your skull as a nutcracker 

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I'm playing my first pathfinder campaign soon, and I'm drawing my character, and sharing with the other players.

I can't draw

Good thing that it's not my problem

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Can anyone ship me to Australia? There's a bigoted prick I've got to stab

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I'd like to see you try

I feel like you'd be a fan of clown flavored cotton candy.

i’m sorry what did you THINK clowns taste like

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twinkies mixed with cat food

source: ate out a clown once

I feel like you'd be a fan of clown flavored cotton candy.

i’m sorry what did you THINK clowns taste like