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damn the tumblr exodus really did a number on the place. a lot of my blogs I’m following haven’t posted in 1-2 years. kind of sad really.

Wus good tumblr

apparently I’ve been away for 3 years. any of y’all still around?

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Wus good tumblr

apparently I’ve been away for 3 years. any of y’all still around?

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i fucking love whenever someone tweets a game design question at the d&d 5e creators and jeremy crawford gives them a nice, professional response aimed at answering their query while mike mearls’ reply is just. a shitpost

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Whoever the fuck is saying American birds are dull I'll fucking fight you

it irritates me to no end when people say north american birds are dull in comparison to other countries’ birds

blue jay

american kestrel

painted bunting

yellow-throated vireo

cerulean warbler

baltimore oriole

american goldfinch

northern cardinal

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Charlotta Turner, Professor in Analytical Chemistry, received a text message from her student Firas Jumaah in 2014 telling her to to assume he would not finish his thesis if he had not returned within a week.

He and his Yazidi family were, he told her, hiding out in a disused bleach factory, hearing the sounds of gunshots as Islamic State (Isil) warriors roamed the town outside.

But Turner was in no mind to let Jumaah’s research project go unfinished.

She contacted her superiors to find out if anything could be done.

“It was a question of basic humanity. My boss gave me the green light and said ‘just do it’,” she said.

She contacted the university’s then security chief Per Gustafson.

“It was almost as if he’d been waiting for this kind of mission,” she said. “Per Gustafson said that we had deal with a transport and security company which was valid all over the whole world.”

Over a few days of intense activity, Gustafson hired a security company which then arranged a rescue operation. Just a few days later two Toyota Land Cruisers bearing four heavily-armed mercenaries roared into the area where Jumaah was hiding.

They then drove him him away to Erbil airport together with his wife and two small children.

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me in 1346 on a medieval battlefield, being shot by an early use of firearms in europe: damn this is really gonna change the meta

the halberd-wielding peasant standing next to me: what the fuck are you talking about

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My body isn’t a temple, it’s a traphouse

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Meme emergency

Guys please help I need that video of the the whole Inigo Montoya backstory scene that ends with John Cena.

It's a fucking meme emergency.

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2012: Tumblr is down for a few hours, hysteria ensues

2018: Tumblr taken off App Store, met with resounding “pull the trigger Piglet” by users

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If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time.

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Reminder that the Snowden leaks were the biggest exposure of government wrongdoing in decades and not a single person was charged, convicted or even resigned over any of the things revealed in the leaked documents.

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i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

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a jordan peterson joke about organizing your desktop files

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here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t