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they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

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Vulture reviews The Vampire Lestat’s new single (x)

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everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.

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do you think the two camps of "daniel molloy, author of interview with the vampire, is an actual vampire" and "rockstar lestat, who is LARPing as the character lestat from interview with the vampire, is an actual vampire" truthers hate each other and think the other group is making them look bad

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Before i can do this small task i have to drink a coffee then play on my phone for an hour then jerk off then drink a soda then play on my phone then eat a snack then play on my phone then take a nap then play on my phone then go to bed

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when he's a bitch >>

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they gave him highlights, britney waves, a diva lime green coat and they put him in glittery makeup with blood spattered all over his face while he cries and makes terrible jokes all the while daniel in the background pretends he’s dying,, and then he sings like he’s in the rocky horror show????? absolute EPIC serve incoming that will change the course of tv history

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WHY ARE PEOPLE ROMANTICIZING MY STATE AHHHHHHH

Someday I would love to explore the exotic beauty of the far away land of Massachusetts

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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Stop Making Psychosis A Villainous Trait Challenge

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My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.

Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.

And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.

the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.

He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.

Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!

Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through

He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'

I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.

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bad circulation gang rise up!!!

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louis’ journey of self-acceptance taking 145 years, two marriages, two divorces, the loss of a child, a coming out, several killing sprees, an addiction and a suicide attempt is actually quite relatable, if you think about it

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if we're gonna get rockstar lestat in modern day the showrunners should at least show us him getting constantly cancelled on twitter