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I had a dream that we were getting the Alan Wake movie but Ilkka and Matthew were being replaced as Alan by Tim Allen and I woke up in a cold sweat

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Tried not to burst out laughing in my therapy appointment because as my therapist is pointing a bunch of things out all I can think of is "...holy shit I'm Alan Wake coded"

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I saw this tweet and knew what I had to do

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College project from a few months ago! The original sketches are done in alcohol marker and the rest are paintings.

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Alan Wake II photo mode dump

The second one makes me laugh every time

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I found out a way to explain Alan Wake to fans of Epic/The Odyssey

TLDR IF YOU LIKE EPIC YOU'LL LIKE ALAN WAKE, ESPECIALLY ALAN WAKE 2

JUST TRUST

🔱Odysseus - Alan Wake

🔱Penelope - Alice Wake

🔱Calypso - Rose Marigold

🔱Zeus - Warlin Door

🔱Poseidon - Scratch/The Dark Presence

🔱Polites - Barry Wheeler

🔱Hermes - Tom Zane

🔱Scylla - Fake Barbara Jagger/The Dark Presence

🔱Tiresias/The Prophet - Cynthia Weaver

🔱Apollo - Odin Anderson

🔱Hephaestus - Alex Casey

🔱Ares - Tor Anderson

Ones I'm unsure about but could make cases for them:

🔱Polyphemus/Cyclops - Robert Nightingale or Dr. Emil Hartman

🔱Circe - Sarah Breaker

🔱Aphrodite - Kiran Estevez

🔱Hera - Kiran Estevez

🔱Eurylochus - Saga Anderson or Tim Breaker

🔱Athena - Saga Anderson or Fake Zane/The Light Presence/The Diver

I'd be more than happy to explain why for any of these!

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A FRIEND MADE ME DO THIS

IT LINES UP TOO WELL

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What should've happened in Alan Wake 2

(I've had this idea for a WHILE and finally had to doodle it)

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Messy Alan Wake study I did for college

Yes they're all taken from that one cutscene in Initiation 9

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I woke up from my nap in a cold sweat and had to make this

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Alan Wake needs more credit for facing every writer's worst fear

Having to meet your character that you've put through hell several times over

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I saw a meme and knew I had to do this as an art warmup

Original

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So I randomly saw the perfect post today and knew I had to make this

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Everyone talks about Mr. Scratch on a scooter but no one talks about that if that thing hit his ankle he would turn it into a heap of scrap metal in seconds

Edit because I've been dying over this addition

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It's not a lake, it's an ocean.

It's not a loop, it's a spiral.

This is the ritual to lead you on.

Your friends will meet him when you are gone.

̛͍̥M͏̛̛̬̗͍͓̘ͅo͈̙̦̖̹̦̙͝͞ņ̴̫̘͈͈͈̳̩͈͇̘͎̫͙̰̗̩͢s̵͇͈̤̩̝̣ṱ̛͓̘̯̙͈̫̹̜̕͢ͅȩ̡̣̰͓̻͎̺̘͍͚̻̤͡ŗ̸̧̲͙͉͓͚͈͇̘͎̫͙̰̗̩s͇ ̛̗͖̜́w̛͚͈̟̬̩̘̯̙͈̫̹̜͢ͅȩ̣̰͓̻͎͡a͏́͏̡͖͍̞̥̺̘͍͚̻̤ŗ̸̲͙͉͓͚ ̧̰̣̼̘̱̰̥͟͜m̵̧̯͖̺̥a͏́͏͖͍̞̥̖̹̦̙͝͞n̴̛̫̘͈͈͈̳̩͕͚̝̘̞͢y̕҉͙̝̟̞͈̪̼ ̝̺̠̖̭́͟͝f̷̩̲͈a͏́͏͖͍̞̥̬͟c̛̟̪̘̯̙͈̫̹̜͢ͅȩ̧̣̰͓̻͎͈͇̘͎̫͙̰̗̩͡s͇...

I've been working on this off and on for months and I'm happy with how it turned out!

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Small doodle break I did from the main AW piece I've been working on for a bit

I got a little carried away and yes I transcribed the entire drowning monologue

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I like to think I'm funny

+ bonus because the official discord demanded I made a happy version