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It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that
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Every guy I have ever liked has made me feel dumb and like I’m wasting my time.
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this statement dealt 10 damage to everyone in a 2 mile radius
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less romanticizing high school more media about how being 17 is the worst human experience imaginable
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Scorpio has to have at least one (1) flaw to keep them from ascending to godhood and leaving this mortal realm forever
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Scorpio is secretive about everything except the fact they are a scorpio
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I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
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Warm-hearted or Cold-hearted
Looks warm hearted, is warm hearted: Cancer, Pisces, Libra
Looks warm-hearted, is cold hearted: Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio
Looks cold hearted, is warm hearted: Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius
Looks cold hearted, is cold hearted: Aries, Leo, Aquarius
P.s I love you all pls forgive me
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broke bitches who can't afford therapy use astrology to cope
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Just build your bed right on into the awkward corner of your octagon house, and be sure to cover the bed-stand in mottled brown carpet for the best effect!
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Stranger Things as John Mulaney
Will
Hopper
Robin
Nancy
Billy
Mike
Jonathan
Steve
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