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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

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‘Frankenstein was the doctor’ first of all that little bitch was a college dropout so don’t you ‘doctor’ me

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when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

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i want to shake those two little Victorian girl bitchs hands who faked the pictures of themselves playing with fairies and thank them for paving the way.

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I'm sick in bed, someone rub my head and read me a story

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not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

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why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

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she's a 10 but she cast blight on the tree of names

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you've been told all your childhood that it's rude to interrupt. and now you have grown up and speak only when there is a pause in the conversation. but suddenly you understand that neurotypicals are all interrupting each other and this is quite normal. but you are already used to not interrupting and waiting for a pause in the conversation and do not understand how to normally maintain a conversation in order to talk, but at the same time not to seem rude

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Loquatius:Everyone's always like Quay how'd you bag that baddie? How'd you bag that baddie bro?

I didn't bag shit Laerryn picked me up by my neck and threw me over her shoulder and I've been there ever since.

Loquatius Seelie anytime someone asks him about his wife .

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[ID: A video taken by Erika at the table of Critical Role before filming begins. The cast and crew are caterwauling a chorus of “Happy Birthday” to Matt in the most off-key, out of sync, un-transcribable wail ever. Text at the bottom of the frame reads “Thursday forecast: chaos.” /end ID]

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Bad: “Snitches get stitches.” (threatening, divisive, fear mindset, creates sense of animosity between you and co-conspirators that cops can exploit)

Better: “Nobody talks, everyone walks.” (encouraging, cooperative, sense of camaraderie, mutual dependence for mutual benefit)

Remember, a little positivity goes a long way! :)

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This PC Romance is Happening To Me!!! a trilogy by marisha ray

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Brennan, about to make the players experience the longest second in the history of dnd:

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"How was the Calamity finale?"

The Calamity finale:

Bonuses:

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