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having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

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honestly just dealing with abnormally intense emotions and dissociation and emptiness and paranoia on the daily and managing to stay alive is such an achievement and it shows real strength and the fact that everyone’s still here despite it isn’t celebrated enough

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Reblog to drop jk rowling into an active volcano

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On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

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JOURNEY scenery ⇾ Broken Bridge

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this is so sad alexa kill your ceo

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cronch

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ratonhnhaké:ton has big dick energy

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ratonhnhaké:ton/connor + the mincing mockingbird guide to troubled birds (insp)

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Connor: Who the fuck-

Achilles: Language, boy.

Connor: Whom the fuck-

Achilles: No.

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Assassin’s Creed: Reflections 04

Connor has (at least?) 1 son and 2 daughters. Well, our “I trust my own hands” boy has grown into a wonderful father. :D

The girl, who appears in the preview, is named Io:nhiòte and is one of his daughters.

The description of Connor’s “sad and lonely death” in Abstergo Entertainment Employee Handbook is nothing but FAKE NEWS from Templars. Connor lives happily ever after. So “life is not a fairytale and there are no happy endings” seems to be wrong~

I’m quite happy that after like more than 4 years, there is finally some continuity of Connor’s story after AC3 and furthermore, it is a happy ending!

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I think I should just make memes from now on

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THAT WAS HER DADS JACKET

MY BABY ISNT OKAY

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shoutout to lesbians who used to think they were bi!

shoutout to bi women who used to think they were lesbians!

shoutout to women who don’t know what the fuck they are!!!

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