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How do I tell a guy he's the coolest and I wanna kiss him

first remember that men are the root of all evil. then reconsider.

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Wait those English bastards in Harry Potter were allowed to keep tawny owls as pets right??? AND BRING THEM INTO IRELAND??????????

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🎶Another day another dollar….🎶

Singing coming from over the cubicle wall

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This is so wholesome

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Ancient sculptors made magnetic figures from rocks struck by lightning

People living at least 2,000 years ago near the Pacific Coast of what’s now Guatemala crafted massive human sculptures with magnetized foreheads, cheeks and navels. New research provides the first detailed look at how these sculpted body parts were intentionally placed within magnetic fields on large rocks.

Lightning strikes probably magnetized sections of boulders that were later carved into stylized, rotund figures — known as potbellies — at the Guatemalan site of Monte Alto, say Harvard University geoscientist Roger Fu and his colleagues. Artisans may have held naturally magnetized mineral chunks near iron-rich, basalt boulders to find areas in the rock where magnetic forces pushed back, the scientists say in the June Journal of Archaeological Science. Predesignated parts of potbelly figures — which can stand more than 2 meters tall and weigh 10,000 kilograms or more — were then carved at those spots. Read more.

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snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor JUST CAN’T LOSE. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

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I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

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When you get sick while multiple projects are in progress.

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Some people just aren’t prepared

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How petty are you?

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This is Winnie. While I was out today, she popped my exercise ball. It is now her throne.

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we did it folks

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10:30 am: “Hey, so we need a new finish palate and all new renderings by this afternoon. I know we just overhauled the model, but we can get it done, right?”

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After the value engineering happens to a project and they cut out the cool stuff.