sassa-fras-roots
Believers Never Die
sabrina, 23. canada, mtl. major in women's studies/minor in first peoples studies. fall out boy. hufflepuff house. disney. pop punk. the 1975. patrick stump. the little mermaid. led zeppelin. art. miley cyrus. vintage. blink-182. marilyn monroe. fashion.
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if you're having a bad day
just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract
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“surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery”
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that post that’s like “if you don’t feel up for school then just dont go! you dont owe anyone an explanation” like i really appreciate that sentiment but also have you ever existed in the real world at all
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queen victoria & prince albert in scotland | bonus: jenna & tom behind the scenes.
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anyway. here’s the top 5 grammatically unusual phrases containing the f-word that resonate with me the most currently
1. what’s so fuck then
2. what the hap is fuckening
3. Shut Your Fuck
4. fuck of
5. something’s fucky
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victoria & albert | S1E5
with this ring i thee wed, with my body i thee worship, and with all my worldly goods i thee endow: in the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy ghost. amen.
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These are funny but it usually goes more like this:
Husband and wife: We want 5 bedrooms, 3 full bathrooms with toilets made out of gold, a 6 car garage, a pool, a hot tub, free maid service, it’s own Starbucks, a wonderful view, preferably right on the beach, NO, make that a PRIVATE BEACH and at least 5 acres all around.
Realtor:…Ok. What’s your budget?
Them: 3 full dollars AND MAY GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SHOW US ANYTHING RIGHT ON BUDGET BECAUSE EVEN THO WE SET IT THAT HIGH WE STILL DON’T WANNA PAY THAT.
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