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Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don’t need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you’ll only ever wear once.

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I feel like you’ll appreciate this photo I took several years ago when I was in school of a raven getting spooked by something in the bushes

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im these gays who showed up specifically to see velma

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please, its 2:30 am, please stop

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My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

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if you are up on a tuesday, you know what to do

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me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

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the older i get the weirder it is that not a single p.e. teacher in my entire school career was able to recognize the difference between “a child who doesn’t get enough exercise” and “a child with serious health problems impeding their ability to exercise in this particular way”

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Ever talk to a man and been like…only porn coulda made you this dumb

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The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

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The Signs Texting

Starts a conversation then never replies: Sagittarius, Libra

Takes like 5 years to text back: Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius

Reads your message but forgets to reply: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Leo

Starts a conversation and tries to make it last: Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio

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Zendaya attends Glamour’s 2017 Women of The Year Awards at Kings Theatre on November 13, 2017 in Brooklyn, New York.

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space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

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People call Ryan Bergara a wimp but I don’t know many people who would voluntarily visit and spend the night in a demon house so checkmate my friends.