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Gollgun is worrieds about our nipples!

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eowyn but Shes Got the Glock

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Those without glocks can still die upon them

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The Fellowship Husband Material Ranking

1. Sam

2. Gimli

3. Boromir

4. Aragorn

5. Merry

6. Gandalf

7. Frodo

8. Legolas

Pippin not included because he is a literal child

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In this blog we stan Boromir

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Imagine it

also heres gandalf

1/2/3

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elrond hasn’t seen a tit in 3000, man, last tit was isildur’s and look how that worked out, elrond has become celibate, send tweet but before you do, tug one out for elrond 

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It never ceases to amaze me, the courage of Hobbits.

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today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

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why this look exactly like sam gamgee

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who isn’t??? [demanded tearfully]

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Rosie Cotton moodboard

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Oil painting of the big boy himself Aragorn

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Hobbits by how they feel about being picked up by Big People

Sam: not unless absolutely necessary & then will make complaining noises the whole time and refuse to co-operate

Merry: fine with it if it makes life easier. Occasionally enjoys being given piggy back rides etc (usually by Boromir)

Frodo: being picked up by big men w big stronk arms? Very nice. He’s down.

Pippin: heck yes, pick him up & tote him about whenever you like, he’s up for it At All Times, WILL complain when you want to put him down

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Beacons? You mean giant lamps?

I had this idea and I had to make it. It’s been on the Instagram account for three days but I wasn’t sure how to get multiple pictures in one post on Tumblr so I procrastinated before Googling it and finally doing it from my computer instead of my phone.

All editing done by me.