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I know the point of being a good writer is having the ability to be flexible in the type of content you write, but I still find it absolutely WILD that these 2 things were written by the same person

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everyone loves being disintegrated by my powerful beam

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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

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Animal Forest e+ Nintendo Official Guidebook 2003

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tumblr is so funny. ill see someone i havent seen on the dash in a while and be like "oh hey theyre back :)" and i go to their blog and theyve been posting the whole time and our tumblr hours just havent overlapped in a while

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paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

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50% of the battle to drink water consistently can be solved by just putting a container of water within sitting distance of you and the other 50% can be solved by getting a nice cuppy with a lid and a straw

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she b-blocked me...? ;_; but but I'm just a.. *suddenly eyes razor sharp* i am very evil

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discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

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"why aren't you open with me?" *flashbacks to every time I've done that* idk man I guess that's just how I am

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i wish everything was good and nothing was bad

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the affirmations instagram page is a gold mine