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sorry we dont have money for covid relief or health care or any other useful thing we dumped it all into the defense budget which we will then not even use to defend our capitol when its invaded by fascist terrorists

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He said y’all can shove it with your unhealthy fitness routines to make male heroes look unrealistically buff. Honestly? King 👑

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JEREMY POPE photographed for Backstage (2020)

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According to my business partner, Christopher, my anger is an “issue”.

DEAD TO ME — 1.01: Pilot

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2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said ‘male stripper rights’. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

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But, I’m kind of a control freak. I get really freaked out if I don’t know what’s going on and what’s going to happen.

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When do I know I’m Spider-Man? You won’t. That’s all it is, Miles… a leap of faith.

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Doja Cat for V Magazine by Connor Franta (2020)

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jk rowling: *speaks*

my last three (3) brain cells:

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YOU 2.10 “Love, Actually”

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