sarcasticleaderrey
The Galaxy according to Rey
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27. Fell down a Star Wars black hole relating to a certain psuedo-jedi knight and lost space prince. Living in an AU where Rey said yes and then refuses to take it (him) seriously.
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sarcasticleaderrey · 1 year ago
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It's been a long hiatus but these two still live in my head. Another chapter on the way!
Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Poe Dameron/Finn Additional Tags: Post-Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Fix-It, Force Bond (Star Wars), Canon Universe, Slow Burn, Not Canon Compliant - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Rey’s Parents Abandoned Rey (Star Wars), Rey Needs A Hug (Star Wars), Devoted Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Dark Summary:
After Crait, Rey of Jakku fights valiantly to keep Ben Solo out of her mind. Kylo Ren waits ever so patiently for her to fail. Because there are truths they both need to own, a destiny they must share and a growing darkness they can only face together.
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sarcasticleaderrey · 1 year ago
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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Poe Dameron/Finn Additional Tags: Post-Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Fix-It, Force Bond (Star Wars), Canon Universe, Slow Burn, Not Canon Compliant - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Rey's Parents Abandoned Rey (Star Wars), Rey Needs A Hug (Star Wars), Devoted Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Dark Summary:
After Crait, Rey of Jakku fights valiantly to keep Ben Solo out of her mind. Kylo Ren waits ever so patiently for her to fail. Because there are truths they both need to own, a destiny they must share and a growing darkness they can only face together.
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sarcasticleaderrey · 1 year ago
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No-one:..
Absolutely no-one:...
Me in 2023: The female gaze in The Last Jedi (2017) is at its absolutely most FEROCIOUS when Kylo Ren wipes the rain away during the force bond with Rey.
He literally wipes the moisture from Rey's side of the bond from his mouth and then we get a close up of it running down his hand...
Yeah still not over it, apparently.
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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Reylo Week | Day One: Missing Scene
“I had a vision of the throne of the Sith… and who was on it.”
“Ren?”
“And me.”
It’s dark and cold in the cavernous temple. Only a few lit torches guide the way from the entrance hall to the imposing throne at the center of it.
There are whispers in the shadows that recede as she walks past, fear and reverence rendering them silent and subservient. Rey pays them no mind as she makes her way to the throne with calm, measured steps.
To the throne — and who is on it.
Kylo Ren looks regal and imposing when she approaches, sitting on the slab of carved stone like it has always been his birthright to rule over every being in the galaxy.
Every being, except for Rey. He rules no part of her, except her heart. When she reaches his side, his eyes meet hers, dark and deep and bright with power. She does not bow. Does not prostrate herself in front of him. Does not swear her undying loyalty. She doesn’t need to. They are equals in every way.
Instead, her lips quirk up in an indulgent smirk and she unceremoniously sits herself down, astride on his lap.
His hands immediately snake around her waist, pulling her close enough for her chest to brush against his. She can feel it inflate as he inhales her scent. She wraps her arms around his neck, carding her fingers through the thick hair at his nape. Kylo’s eyes darken.
“Who have you terrorized today, little lamb?”
Rey's dulcet laugh echoes across the temple. “Hardly anyone, my love.”
His hands rub circles on her back, a gesture that is as comforting as it is possessive. “That’s not what I heard. It seems like you’ve... eliminated the last of the slave traders. Quite spectacularly, if rumors are to be believed.”
She preens under his touch and at the awe and affection he makes no effort to conceal. She traces her fingers feather light along the scar on his face. The one she gave him. She likes how she has written herself across his skin, a mirror to the way they are etched on each other’s souls.
“They tested my patience.”
“I know first hand how that can land you into trouble,” he says, voice cast low. Her eyes dip to his lips, so red and soft and plush.
“I like trouble.”
She relishes the way his eyes turn hungry. Rey craves — his mouth, his touch, him.
His smile is proud and pleased and decadent and she wants to consume him. She bends down and crushes her mouth against his in a searing kiss. She bites into his lip, hard enough to draw blood. His indecorous moan fills the air around them and feeds into her lust, causing her to roll her hips in small, smooth circles against him.
Their passion is powerful enough to set the shadows ablaze and turn darkness into light.
Rey wakes with a start.
She sits up on the bunk, struggling to catch her breath. Her clothes are damp with sweat and her face is clammy. She wipes it with her tunic. Around her, the Falcon is quiet as it cruises through space.
Everyone else is asleep and she is glad for it. She wouldn’t want to have to explain the dream that had just snaked its way into her mind. Something in her chest tightens; it didn’t feel like a dream. It had the same prophetic feel as the vision she saw when she and Kylo touched hands on the hut on Ahch-To. The one she had been so certain would come to pass.
It terrifies her, but not for the right reasons. Because despite how wrong she knows it to be, she felt something when she was wrapped in Kylo’s arms.
She felt at home.
And part of her — no matter how small that part might be — yearns to feel it again.
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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everybody is so bored while stuck inside bc of covid-19 that i just got an ff.net alert that a fic from 2009 i was following updated with a new chapter for the first time in FIVE YEARS
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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Adam Driver mentioned for the third time on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (4/12/20)
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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like and/or reblog this if your blog is open (pre, during and post pandemic) for people to drop in for a chat and even find a friend! (mostly because I think it’ll be nice for ppl to connect during this time) 💘
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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Yesterday my boyfriend told me "you're not any less of a person just because you can do less things" and I wanted to pass that reminder on to other physically and mentally ill/disabled people who might need to hear it.
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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If TROS Rey had actually kept her personality, her response to Ben dying to save her while the Jedi abandoned them both would be to hunt down the Jedi spirits and give them what-for
Yeah, it’s definitely not a collection of life experiences that would make me want to be a Jedi.
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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BEN SOLO in Star Wars Roll Out | Ben Solo and the Bug Hunters
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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“ Home ”
Originally I was planning to share this one later as a part of my upcoming epIX “serie ”…something to bright up these difficult days…Stay strong everyone! 💙
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I’m gonna search for your love, right through Hell and Heaven Millions of years yet to come and in all dimensions I know that you’ll always be my happy ending My happy ending
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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the expression on Ben's face when he saw Ren unmask was pure bisexual panic and I 100% endorse Tai being Ben's spin-the-lightsaber kiss. I claim Ben Solo for the bisexual community.
As a bisexual myself, I am proud to endorse this take. Feels good, organic, homemade, ethically sourced, gourmet.
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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the explanation for “kylo ren” is fucking hysterical.. like we don’t know the precise context of why Ben came up with a stupid emo nickname when he was a child, but the confirmation that kylo is, in canon, a stupid emo nickname he came up with when he was a child is making me LOSE IT. 
and the way we learn this is essentially Snoke going “oh didnt u make up a weird alter ego a while ago just name urself that” and Ben being like “no dude I was a kid and its stupid” and snokes just like “do it pussy” and he DOES
that’s the space fantasy equivalent of joining the mafia but being forced to make your codename the stupid warrior cats oc you invented when you were 12
Kylo Ren is essentially like “hi im enoby dark’ness dementia raven way and you’re going to tell me the location of luke skywalker” what the fuck
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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Rey. Just Rey.
Happy International Women’s day
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sarcasticleaderrey · 5 years ago
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Listen as far as I'm concerned, Ben is the only place in Ep IX Rey had any agency. She chose to save him; she chose to walk away because he wasn't ready for her love and it wasn't her job to stay and do his emotional labour; she chose to kiss him. Yes EP IX completely hollows out Rey and I hate it but it's not in her dynamic with Ben that it happens.
you idiots realize that the dyad was ALSO a last-minute addition that made it in the film that still makes 0 sense? Like a 19/20 year is going to be soulmates with a 30+ man whose character ping pongs the entire series. They took Rey from her TFA self and turned her into an accessory to Kylo Ren. Its disgusting. Once again a lady's plot is sidelined and tied up with the whiny white boy
Anon you have nO proof that the dyad was a last minute addition lmao?? btw do u even know Star Wars look at the Anakin and Padme age gap…and your suddenly concerned about Rey and Ben’s… anyways although this movie focused SO much on their relationship, i don’t think we can go as far as to say she was his ‘accessory’. she fought the jedi on her own. thE JEDI KSLKDGJ she fought palpatine on her own. as no one but rey nobody. he was there to assist her, which isn’t derogatory in any way if a man helps a woman shes suddenly an accessory for him or he’s degrading her in some way??! she initiated the kiss. meaning he didn’t care for a romantic relationship unless she wanted it. he never once went out of his way to downsize her. it was always that he saw her as his equal, and when he was kylo ren he offered his hand in hope that they’d rule the galaxy together as equals. she’s strong in her own right. if she could live through the fact that half of her literal soul is dead,,,she can do anything. a strong woman™
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO A REYLO TED TALK
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