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College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

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Me in the mirror after crying for 3 hours

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been howlin at scottish twitter for three days now here’s some of my favourites

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My GPA at the beginning of the semester vs. finals week

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When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

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i’m losing my mind

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When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness

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my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

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me gleefully choosing alarm sounds that will startle and upset me for the next morning at 4:45 am

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anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death

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You have no idea how long I looked for this

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