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VEGAN.
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Being vegan means that I'm trying to suck less.
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saratheplatypus-blog · 9 years ago
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saratheplatypus-blog · 9 years ago
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easy
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Bronze
Pokemon Red Fire
Pokemon Grass Green
Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
Pokemon Safe Fire
Pokemon A B C
Pokemon X Y Z
Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
Pokemon The Last Airbender
Pokemon of the Galaxy
Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
Pokemon Horror Story: 
.Coven 2
Pokemon Ping Pong
Pokemon Party 
Pokemon Party 8
PokeKart: Double Dash
Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
Pokemon Cross Dress
Pokemon Fingerblast
Pokemon Facebook Edition
Pokemon Who?
Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest
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saratheplatypus-blog · 9 years ago
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this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream
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saratheplatypus-blog · 9 years ago
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NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT
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saratheplatypus-blog · 9 years ago
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My University bitches
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The University of Edinburgh has something called a “flowave” which is a wave pool that can make really weird waves
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saratheplatypus-blog · 9 years ago
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101 Things Meat Eaters Say to Vegans
It’s the food chain
Where do you get your protein from, HA?
If we weren’t meant to eat animals then why are they so tasty?
Don’t you know that we’re omnivores?
Lions kill Zebras in the wild
Vegetables have feelings too you know
You kill ants when you walk
Each to their own
It’s natural, so there
Everything in moderation
The animals have to die sometime
Cows will take over the planet if we don’t control them
Jesus ate fish
The Dalai Lama eats animals
You only live once
I knew a vegan once and he was sick
Vegans are extreme
Don’t tell me what to do
We’ve been doing it since the beginning of time
But worms eat our bodies when we die, so why is it OK for them?
It’s the circle of life
Cows are stupid
You can’t save all the animals
You can’t save the world
Where do you get your B12?
You can’t eat plants all day
It’s not murder it’s slaughter
But Bacon!
We can’t digest grass
It’s OK, they were bred for consumption
Soy is genetically modified
There’s not enough room on the planet to produce vegetables for everyone
I’m allergic to Tofu
Where do you get your Omega 3 from?
If you were in the jungle you’d kill an animal to stay alive
We’re predators
What if you killed a pig with your car, then it would be OK to eat it?
We’re animals
It’s great that you’re vegan, but I couldn’t do it.
Chickens won’t survive in the wild, releasing them is cruel
Fish aren’t animals
You’re not vegan! Spiders crawl into your mouth when you sleep
Don’t eat the food’s food
Plants can feel pain
What about all the hungry kids in Africa?
What about all the child slaves in China?
You’re laptop has an ingredient in it that’s bad for the environment and you still use it
Is your belt vegan?, what about your wallet, aha!
We’re doing the animals a favour, nobody wants to be in those conditions
The legal definition of murder does not include animals, so it’s fine
I know you’re right, but I love meat
They would eat you if they could
I will never change
Going vegan doesn’t change anything
Well I only eat very little meat/ cheese/ eggs, none at all really
Foie gras: You can’t taste the cruelty
I know, I know,but you don’t think about that (in response to animal farming conditions)
In a survival situation I would stay alive because I can eat people
It’s wrong for children to throw stones at the ducks, but it’s perfectly fine to shoot them
We bless the animals before we eat them, so we appreciate their death
I’m grateful for the sacrifice the animal made for me
Humane slaughter is OK
It’s evolution man
Meat gave us big brains
What about Eskimos, they’d starve without meat!
Vegans are weak
Vegans are always tired
Vegans fart more
You’ll have weak bones
What do you eat, grass?
Hitler was a vegetarian
You kill vegetables
Why do you love animals but hate people?
Veganism is like religion
Vegans eat rabbit food
Tofu is disgusting
I tried going vegan once but I didn’t feel well
What do you do in the winter when vegetables don’t grow mmmmmm?
I’d rather eat meat and be happy then eat grass and be depressed!
You’re vegan, GREAT more for me, haha
But I don’t want to give up dairy!
The animals are happy in the farms
If you don’t milk the cows they’ll explode
Do you want one? oh I forgot you can’t eat that.
Vegans die as well you know
I couldn’t be vegan I want to taste “EVERYTHING”
I could never give up cheese
I’m totally against animal cruelty (as they eat a steak)
If we let the cows all live they will produce too much methane and poison the atmosphere
Wait, Gorillas are Vegan, I think you made a mistake!
Who would you rather save your sister or a cow?
You can’t build muscle on a vegan diet
Vegans are skinny
Some people HAVE to eat meat, it’s their blood type or something, that’s SCIENCE!
What else are the animals going to do?
It must be so awkward for you when you go out
Raising your kids vegan is child abuse
The animals don’t feel anything, they stun them and then slice their throats, it’s fine
Save animals eat a Vegan, LOL
You need meat for energy
Canine teeth! 
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saratheplatypus-blog · 9 years ago
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Reblog if you're vegetarian/vegan
Just kinda curious here (:
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saratheplatypus-blog · 10 years ago
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REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE VEGAN OR VEGETARIAN
I want to see how many people don’t eat animal friends on this site 🌿🐼
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saratheplatypus-blog · 10 years ago
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saratheplatypus-blog · 10 years ago
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When you tell someone you're a vegan and they suddenly turn into a nutrionist
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saratheplatypus-blog · 10 years ago
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Go vegan for the earth, the animals and your health.
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