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of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother

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I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...

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does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

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Castle Combe

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Just because men were here first d’ya think women are supposed to wait on you hand and foot?

Caroline Rhea as Hilda Spellman in Sabrina the Teenage Witch

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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

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join the praxis discord - sign up - github

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Let's play hide and seek?

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✨source : pinterest ✨

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Flat fuck Friday

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Mister Rogers

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hope is a skill