sarahjaneellen
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Artist | Writer | College Grad
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sarahjaneellen · 8 years ago
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I've decided suddenly running into my Ex and his girlfriend is like seeing roadkill. Part of it used to be cute. But now it's repulsive and makes me feel sick if it gets too close.
My brain making weird comparisons
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sarahjaneellen · 8 years ago
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Excuse me world, but why do you get more time in jail for feeding seagulls than for being a rapist with a “promising future?”
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Super quick illustration to celebrate today.
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Thinking about #100daysofordinary , of course my phone became a feature. But isn't it weird that technology like this is ordinary - necessary, even - to me, while other people live their lives without the resources to connect to the Internet in their homes - let alone their pockets? #the100dayproject #watercolor #illustration #apps #iphone 12/100
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Happy Easter! 🐰 I get the best cards from @anchorsandpearls #bunny #bunnynose #easter
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Snow at the arboretum #frominside #peaceful #winter #trees #landscape
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Other Funny Gifs http://gif-guy.tumblr.com/
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Spotted a wild sugar squirrel in its natural habitat today. #rareanimals #nearlyextinct #cookie #joke
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Exactly what I've always wanted.
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Hmmm. Sweet marketing or #foreveralone joke? I guess they warned me this chocolate was "dark." // #maybeboth #dove #chocolate #valentines #pun
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Feeling foxy? // Finished this last night instead of sleeping but I like how it turned out. // #worthit #redfox #woodlandcreatures #nature #watercolor #ink
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Wining and dining. // #outings #wine #dinner #canihavethatwallplease?
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Maybe I was the only one who thought this but I felt very mixed feelings about this video. I don't want a guy not to hit me "because I'm a girl" (and therefore I am weaker and no match for their boy strength) but because I'm a human being and hitting another human with no reason to do so is just not a decent thing to do. 
And now I'm probably thinking way too deeply about this video and I'm gonna sit back and wait for the (hopefully in good taste) spin-offs.
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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"For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne. We'll take a cup o'kindness yet for auld lang syne." 🎉🎶 Souvenir from last night. // #latergram #happynewyear
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.
Dennis Leary, 1992 (via homosensuous)
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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This elephant is better at this than a lot of humans.
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sarahjaneellen · 10 years ago
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I'm not surprised to know I'm the only person who comes up when you search #quirkykitchenutensils on Instagram
But seriously. Quirky kitchen utensils are the best
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