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I've decided suddenly running into my Ex and his girlfriend is like seeing roadkill. Part of it used to be cute. But now it's repulsive and makes me feel sick if it gets too close.

My brain making weird comparisons

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Excuse me world, but why do you get more time in jail for feeding seagulls than for being a rapist with a “promising future?”

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Super quick illustration to celebrate today.

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Thinking about #100daysofordinary , of course my phone became a feature. But isn't it weird that technology like this is ordinary - necessary, even - to me, while other people live their lives without the resources to connect to the Internet in their homes - let alone their pockets? #the100dayproject #watercolor #illustration #apps #iphone 12/100

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Happy Easter! 🐰 I get the best cards from @anchorsandpearls #bunny #bunnynose #easter

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Snow at the arboretum #frominside #peaceful #winter #trees #landscape

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Other Funny Gifs http://gif-guy.tumblr.com/

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Spotted a wild sugar squirrel in its natural habitat today. #rareanimals #nearlyextinct #cookie #joke

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Exactly what I've always wanted.

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Hmmm. Sweet marketing or #foreveralone joke? I guess they warned me this chocolate was "dark." // #maybeboth #dove #chocolate #valentines #pun

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Feeling foxy? // Finished this last night instead of sleeping but I like how it turned out. // #worthit #redfox #woodlandcreatures #nature #watercolor #ink

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Wining and dining. // #outings #wine #dinner #canihavethatwallplease?

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Maybe I was the only one who thought this but I felt very mixed feelings about this video. I don't want a guy not to hit me "because I'm a girl" (and therefore I am weaker and no match for their boy strength) but because I'm a human being and hitting another human with no reason to do so is just not a decent thing to do. 

And now I'm probably thinking way too deeply about this video and I'm gonna sit back and wait for the (hopefully in good taste) spin-offs.

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"For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne. We'll take a cup o'kindness yet for auld lang syne." 🎉🎶 Souvenir from last night. // #latergram #happynewyear

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Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.

Dennis Leary, 1992 (via homosensuous)

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This elephant is better at this than a lot of humans.

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I'm not surprised to know I'm the only person who comes up when you search #quirkykitchenutensils on Instagram

But seriously. Quirky kitchen utensils are the best