sarahgoosegal

[sarahgoosegal]

so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳

to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl xoxo

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being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

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Need a dude to shove his head down a tube and sniff loudly at me

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All these girls getting into yogurt..... when they should be getting their yogurt into me.......

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Via guineapigler

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England and its consequences have been a disaster for my emotions

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just ate an entire candy cane. I don't know why I did that, I don't like candy cane, I just feel all minty in my mouth now

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what is this THING

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Via dindin.inparis

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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

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normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow

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