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Let's. Fucking. GOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Sam: Croissants: dropped Kim: Road: works ahead Carly: BBQ sauce: on my titties Nick: Shavacado: fre Alex: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Wendy: *grumpy* I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Sam: *trying to cheer the group up* Things could be worse, you know! Alex: How? Sam: How what? Alex: How could they be worse? Sam: They couldn’t, I lied.

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Peter: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Carter: What if it bites me and it dies!? Erin: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Horton, learn to listen. Ian: What if it bites itself and I die? Olivia: That’s voodoo. Hunt: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Carter: That’s correlation, not causation. Ian: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Olivia: That’s kinky. Peter: Oh my God.

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Carter: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Peter: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Carter: Three of us saw it, Peter. How do you explain that? Peter: *points at Ian* Sleep deprivation. *points at Erin* Paranoia. *points at Olivia* Delusional personality disorder.

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Ian: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Peter: This knife is actually a magic wand. Carter: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Hunt: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Olivia: What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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Carter: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! Rory: Tubular AF! Erin: Mood to the max! Hunt: *annoyed* Groovy, I hate it. Peter: *just as annoyed* If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Nick: If you put ‘violently’ in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Violently practices. Alex: Violently studies. Kim: Violently sleeps. Wendy: Violently shoots pictures. Carly: Violently boxes. Sam: Violently murders people. Kim: Violently worries about the previous statement.

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Stephanie: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Sam: *watching Alex screaming in agony, Wendy trying to set a sleeping Nick on fire, and Kim choking on air* I don’t know either.

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top 5/10 jealous!lilo moments. go!!!!

Yesssss I love.

10. 

I love louis just out of nowhere coming into the shot. LIAM I CAN SEE YOU ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION RN BUT MY CONVERSATION IS MORE IMPORTANT, fucking chill louis

9. 

Louis is 10000% making fun of them here and DEFINITELY not jealous that other people are getting liam selfies (this is what happens when you keep all your liam selfies for yourself louis)

8.

the best thing about jealouis in 2015 was that liam seemed, on some level, AWARE of jealouis and would TAUNT him and it was incredible. YEAH LOUIS LOOK AT LIAM DRAPED ALL OVER SOMEONE ELSE DON’T YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

7. 

I was AT this show and can reassure that this happened at least twice, Liam draping himself over Harry and just STARING LOUIS DOWN, because everyone knows louis is an embarrassing five year old and it’s the best thing in the world

6.

Lest you think that jealouis’ behavior is limited only to other bandmates, it is DECIDEDLY NOT. Here, Liam gets attacked for having the audacity to talk to Paddy for like 5 seconds.

5.

Not even James Corden escapes Jealouis. You can even see that James is touching Louis too but Liam has stopped hugging Louis so clearly Louis needs to stare into the camera jim halpert style, as is his way

4. 

Again, 2015 was a great year for jealouis because liam got so blasé about it. Liam: oh yeah, there’s louis demanding my attention for the 6th time today, but HE DIDN’T BRING A SIGN, so he can wait a couple seconds. (I am so disappointed Louis didn’t then go make a sign, which seems totally like something he’d do)

4. 

This one’s great because Louis just keeps trying new stuff until Liam pays attention to him. SHIRT TUGGING? Nope. NOVELTY HAT? Nope. TIARA?? Yep that did it. Look at his shrug in the last one like “idk why i’m like this either bro”

3.

Oh my god he’s such a BRAT he just drops it on the floor and walks away bc he demands liam’s attention at all times and the best part is liam doesn’t even react bc he knows louis is a brat

2. 

Look at him dragging Liam out of this very nice shared hug. IT WAS A NICE MOMENT UNTIL YOU HAD TO ATTACK LIAM TO GET HIM TO HOLD HANDS WITH YOU IN THE CORNER, LOUIS. (It’s still a nice moment), you can see it even better from this angle - 

Look at how far away he drags Liam from Niall!!! Because he’s a weirdo!!!

1. 

THE BEST!!!!!!!! WATCH HIS FACE, HE LOVES IT SO MUCH/HE HATES IT SO MUCH. In conclusion, JEALOUIS FOREVER, may Louis never learn to be a normal person about Liam directing love and affection to people who are not him.

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Sheffield, UK - October 31, 2015

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x // x

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*loud cough*

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Louis calls Liam “sunshine” (not the first time)

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Liam only has 2 expressions when it comes to Harry.

This

And this

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Liam 🌹

The past few days have felt incredibly surreal to me as a longtime fan of Liam and One Direction. How do you mourn someone you didn't know personally, but who nevertheless felt like such a big part of your life? It weighs so heavy on my heart knowing that he was alone before he passed. He never deserved that. He deserves to be here, surrounded by those who loved him. None of this feels right.

It's a strange feeling; I've never felt so much grief and anger at once. It's like a large knot in my chest that tightens with each passing hour, reminding me that he's truly gone.

Liam is gone.

And no amount of apologies from the media or fandom, who treated him so horribly, will bring him back. To say I'm bitter would be overly simplistic. I'm completely furious yet torn at the same time. I could go on about the relentless bullying Liam has been subjected to the past several weeks and how he's been mistreated for years by the same fandom and industry whom he devoted so much of himself to, but it would all be in vain. Nothing will change the outcome. Despite everything that transpired, Liam had a kind heart. He struggled with his own demons, undoubtedly, but that doesn't make him an evil person. He just wanted to be heard. If he was given even just half of the grace and support he's receiving now, I genuinely believe he'd find his way back, but I guess we’ll never know.

I grieve for his son, who lost his father and will never see him grow up. I grieve for his parents, who must bury their child while the media continues to exploit his death. I grieve for his sisters, who will never see their little brother again. I grieve for the boys who've lost their dear friend and brother. I grieve for the life he lost and the future that was robbed from him. And I grieve for everyone who loved him and never got the chance to say goodbye. Liam, I am so sincerely sorry.

No amount of apologies could ever be enough. Even as the world treated you with cruelty, you always chose to be kind. You just wanted to be loved, there's no fault in that.

Even through the most difficult times in your life, you loved your fans so fiercely and without fail. You've touched so many lives while saving so many, but it breaks my heart that we couldn't save yours.

We miss you so much Liam. There will never be anyone like you, truly. Although it deeply saddens me every time I think of you now, I hope that someday I can look back at my memories of you with a smile. Thank you, Liam, for bringing so much light and happiness into my life and the lives of countless others.

Your absence will be felt in the vacant spaces you've left behind and can never be filled. Your memory will live on forever in the hearts of those who loved and cherished you.

I hope your next life treats you with far more kindness and compassion than this life ever did. And if I'm lucky enough to exist in the same lifetime as you once more, I look forward to being your fan again 🤍 Goodnight, sweet Liam 🤍 I pray your gentle heart is finally at peace 🕊

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