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Why are you helping me? — Because it’s the right thing to do. — You need a pilot. — I need a pilot. — We’re gonna do this.

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015) dir. J.J. Abrams

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Aliens arrive and inform the world they have a century to fix their collective shit or die. Humanity put their issues aside and unified. Not because the aliens told them to, but because they are petty and pissed and are planning to go to war when they return.

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❤️ Elsa ❤️

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Life has been busy but here’s a Fjord.

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My first memory is at 2 years old picking up an iron and holding it against my hand because I don't even know.

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When you fuck around and find out you now longer have a job.

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Snape: The kids get worse and worse every year, but people keep making them.

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Ok, so something I've noticed that is utterly baffling to me is that all the Americans I know primarily dry their clothes using a machine called a dryer. I don't even own a dryer. So, I need to know:

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Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

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when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

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Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean

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Spock and McCoy definitely have an agreement that, if Kirk shows up on the Bridge looking miserable or distant, they will start an absolutely meaningless argument about nothing in particular, which will coincidentally last exactly as long as it takes Kirk to start grinning at their antics.

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parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

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don’t like it when people say you can’t have potatoes in ur fantasy novel without detailed explanation. who gives a fuck

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much