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Diveristy win!! The personification of death coming to reap your soul is a lesbian!

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every friend group has one of each:

random lady

lesbian

lesbian

evil lesbian

lesbian

twink

patti lupone

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“it’s a queer show” ok so agathario canon confirmed! if not i will blow up my body in front of marvel studios.

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WANDA PUMPKIN!?

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Agatha “Mass Murderer” Harkness and Rio “Death” Vidal have taken ‘matching each other’s freak’ to a whole new level.

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BRO CHILL NO ONE IS TAKING HER FROM YOU 🙏

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she's 2 days old

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okay but a spirit witch who also happens to be a serial killer IS IN LOVE WITH DEATH????

AND IT'S SAPPHIC?????

marvel honey you're doing great

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SIGIL BAG!? (the braille at the top is supposed to say 'i see you' a translation of Rio's 'te veo' to Agatha

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Holy shit.

RIO IS DEATH CONFIRMED

LILIA 😔

This ep was just depressing icl

I was literally shaking like holy fuck

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am I bi or is it comphet

am I straight or they just make me feel weird about liking girls

am I a lesbian or just have had weird experiences with men

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GET THESE TWINKS OFF OF MY FUCKING SCREEN I WANT AGATHARIO AND IF I DONT FUCKING GET IT.. I WILL RIOT!

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Agatha *5 mins after Billy tried to kill her*: Credit where credit is due that was a total slay. Never let anyone tell you murder is wrong, Kid. Now come with auntie Agnes, we’re getting Toby back.

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Is it mean to say I disliked that episode HUGELY because rio wasn't in it?

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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Spoilers beneath the cut (Agatha ep 6)

If anyone here watches new Rockstar's breakdowns they predicted the car crash really early and that he was Billy or something like that in like ep 2. I think this was to fill in the people who aren't as deep into the lore. Not that I expect everyone to be up to date but it's just annoying for me and I imagine others who are deep in the lore.

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Ep six (Agatha all along) spoilers beneath the cut.

I'm sorry but ep6 was just filler.

It told us like 2 things we didn't know but they were things we would figure out later anyway.

ALSO. No mephisto. No Wanda. No Rio. No ANYONE.

It was so boring AND Eddie meant NOTHING.

At least next ep is lilia's trial but still no Rio.

IMDb says she only had 7 EPs .

so ep1 ep2 ep3 ep4 ep5 + ep8 ep9.

Because she'll definitely be in the finale.

Nothing but Ralph and the fact he wants Tommy is new.

We knew literally everything else .

The car crash ✅

He's William Kaplan & billy maximoff ✅

He broke Agatha from the curse ✅

He's powerful asf ✅

The only interesting thing to me is that he physically broke the sigil not just metaphorically.

I feel like if they left the wiccan reveal for THIS ep it would've been so much better.

ALSO THERE IS NO WAY THAT EDDIE AND BILLY'S LITTLE KISS NEEDED THAT INTIMACY COORDINATOR. THEY FOOLED US

I hope the last 3 are better.

Like WAYYYYYYY better.