saprosappho

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sometimes people call me bubbly and sometimes people say i’m really mean and bitchy and this distinction doesn’t actually depend on whether i like the person or not it. oh actually you know what im typing this out and im realizing that the people who call me a cunt usually remind me of my siblings with whom i play argue with CONSTANTLY. so they probably just think im beefing with them. damn

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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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sometimes i remember that while i am in college i will never get the actual college experience because im insane. which of course makes me feel very good

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ah man. didn’t get enough sleep and on top of that entirely unrelated i assume somehow i’ve got sand and gravel in my eyes

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had a genuinely terrifying nightmare and i don’t remember a ton about it except that when i woke up and was trying to think abt how to describe it the most fitting and succinct description was Peter….. the horse is here. and even thinking that is making me shudder

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was trying to answer an older customer at work and she said she couldn’t hear me even when i repeated myself so i repeated myself again louder and she got mad at me for yelling at her. and i said ma’am you said you couldn’t hear me. and she said YEAH because i can’t HEAR IN ONE EAR. and i was like yeah that’s why i was talking loudly!!! and she said well aren’t YOU a ray of sunshine. hello!!!!!!!!!

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work is so odd because you will be chatting w a coworker and when you ask how old they are they will say Eighteen. years old. and then they will say that they thought you were the Same Age. as them. the Eighteen year old. and then it will turn out that everybody thought you were a teenager.

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today when i was working self checkout an old guy called me over and was like “i am appalled by the price of this lemon.” and i was like oh man sorry :/ that is an organic lemon by the way so a regular lemon is like. half the price. btw. and he said “i don’t want to exchange it. i just want to let you know im appalled.” and i said okay man!

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you think you’re finally finished with your stupid short story then god damn it. the title

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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truly cannot understand people with hair past their shoulders who default to hair down even in periods of relaxation. if i’m doing something and my hair is even a little bit in my face i start snarling and twisting and snapping like a small animal caught in a snare i start chewing my own limbs off. my limbs are probably not involved in the situation but what else am i to do

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best friend and i have discovered stickers a little late in the game. and are using our powers for good

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is this french textbook way out of date or does it actually have its finger on the pulse. please let me know

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she yank on it till i die

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would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

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after feeling spider on hand (BAD) and shrieking and flinging it off (somewhere unknowable) (BAD) my hand was still tickling weirdly and i looked at it with a flashlight. and i saw web. the spider thought my HANDDDDD was good scaffolding