sapphirebulletsofpurelove - Tumblr blog

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

they’re friends

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

use more olive oil

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

turtle school

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

the moment he decides to binky

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

look I’m fairly covid cautious but if I see one more person pass around that one zine that recommends with its whole chest that you should take colloidal silver as a covid preventative, I’m gonna lose my MIND

DON’T DO THAT

COLLOIDAL SILVER FUCKS W SEVERAL DIFFERENT MEDICATIONS

AND IS IN NO WAY APPROVED AS A PREVENTATIVE

AND CAN TURN YOU FUCKING BLUE

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

Like a country mouse/city mouse(rat) thing

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]

HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

[sapphirebulletsofpurelove]