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EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.
A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY
AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.
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New tag game
Type in “I want” to reveal your greatest desire
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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
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Chloe,, Chlye, Chloy,, Yhloe?? Cyloe, Chyoe,,
Reminder
Somewhere out there is a person with your name, except it’s spelled with a “y” and they just can’t figure out why you don’t spell your name right.
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Rate my taste in fave villagers
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Hlo/Apphir
Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let's see how cool is your new name.
Ranci.
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Reese aint important in Danganmon (basically was risokuma from puyotetrisronpa [Cancelled] and danganmon did an April fools thing and Risokuma got involved and because Reese O’ Kuma and me and the owner of Reese aren’t on good terms so)
I have a problem because whenever I see the name Cyrus (and also Reese but let’s not talk about that one) I can only think of Danganmon (which is on instagram) and currently some shit is going down involving Cyrus so like oh god oh fuck -🍍
Oh god oh fu
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I would say it but this is also my way of wanting you to read it so
I have a problem because whenever I see the name Cyrus (and also Reese but let’s not talk about that one) I can only think of Danganmon (which is on instagram) and currently some shit is going down involving Cyrus so like oh god oh fuck -🍍
Oh god oh fu
#only if you want!!#its pokemon gijinkas in a danganronpa killing game#its reallllly good#🍍#hi im pineapple anon
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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
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I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!
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Should I try and make a fan/dream cast for the selection
oR SHOULD I MAKE A STARKID DREAMCAST-
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@tw0nkd0nk
I couldnt hear whether martin said ‘smoked’ or ‘smote’ but im gonna choose to believe the latter
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Thanks 💖
So when someone else send "69" ur just like "what" but then when I send it IM HORNY WHAT-
AVXBFHFHDBDG YOU'RE RIGHT I'M HOMOPHOBIC
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I forgot to tag it but would you have called me horny if I tagged it
So when someone else send "69" ur just like "what" but then when I send it IM HORNY WHAT-
AVXBFHFHDBDG YOU'RE RIGHT I'M HOMOPHOBIC
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