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thinking about the sirens in suits/suit adjacent clothes plus a little genderswap moment... ;-; just for me

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Meet Amira Miles, van life influencer. All the muscle girlies love her! Oh wait, hang on-- Life is hard when you're not the center of attention ;(

Amira the Van Life Cunt issue 2 is out NOW!! In this issue, Amira Miles (our van life influencer, our queen of reckless abandon) pulls at the restraints of a committed relationship while the girls she meets in bars across the country turn to her to solve their problems.

"Amira in Barrel's Bottom" is 44 pages and not for the sensitive of heart!! 🔞 Also you get to meet Bunny in this issue :^) Shout out to Ollie Hicks for providing the most sensual blurb for this issue!!

Horn Dog tiers and up can read it NOW!!

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This is Ari. He's a feather duster covered in charcoal dust given the gift of life, and is using it to fulfill his addictions of hair eating and smashing his face into conk kreet. I've been catsitting him for one day and I've already decided I would both kill and die for him.

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saying "hey puppy" loudly at a party just to see how many dog girls perk their head up for attention

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Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

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Girl Gurls Art 🩷💜💙

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fascinating assumption

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In German, verbs in the formal register are always conjugated the same, so I always default to formality when I don't know what to do with a verb. I'm rolling up into all these informal, casual spaces like "Greetings and salutations, fine people! How art thou upon this blessed day?" and they're like "Why the fuck are you talking like that" and I'm like "By the faith of my body, my liege, these are forsooth the only words I know."

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heard they're going to be choosing the next pope through a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament

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day 230

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Cat activation sound

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"build a deck with cohesive mechanics" "build a deck that tells a story" WRONG. build a deck that gets your dick hard

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"build a deck with cohesive mechanics" "build a deck that tells a story" WRONG. build a deck that gets your dick hard

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Shedding season

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms