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Guidance Hound

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Why do we segregate sports by sex?

Disclaimer: this video was intended as a fun look at the inconsistent logic of gender segregation in sports, but as a short-form video, it naturally does not go into much nuance. One thing I want to make clear is that I do believe we should be making sports more inclusive to trans and intersex athletes, and it seems to me that a great starting point would be to stop gender segregating sports that really don’t need it. Like archery!

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if you're cold, she's cold

let her in and give her warm soup

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Oh, this is incredible.

Improv swing dance to a Todrick Hall song?

And they killed it!

*thanks to the people who pointed out my oops

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Why did my uncles podcast just kinda imply the democrats have a forcefem policy.

“They are forcing all these men to turn into women, and the democrats wonder why they lost the male vote”

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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some of my favorite quotes from the beast games ign review

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Vampire date

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Someone blazed a post about using AI to make art of your fursona, and it's basically the most offensive concept I can even think of. The whole *point* of furry art is the personal touch - your art, no matter how skilled or not you are, or working with an artist to bring your idea to life. Getting an AI to just do it for you is taking everything at all that matters out of it. God.

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gha rakdods will dresss up liek clouns and than wondr y no1 takes em seriosly

i shiuldnt be wrtting whle inebreatedd

Almosst christman i deserve a fuckinjkn treat

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a magical sword can only be pulled from its anvil by a maiden of purest heart. a young knight visits the anvil daily to make the attempt, crushed each time he cannot do the deed, yearning for a sign from the universe that he *is* in truth what he yearns to be. for the world to plop the gift of identity into outstretched arms. but of course, it never does. until one day, he has a chance encounter with a nymph of the lake who was once an ordinary squire, and he learns from her that maidenhood will not be given to him, that he must be brave and choose it for himself. and so the knight changes her name and reintroduces herself to the world and employs the greatest miracles of modern science to become the maiden she had always dreamed of being, and this time, when she revists the sword, she only can't pull it because she's kind of an asshole.

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Armored Lady Monday

A little Viper glam i like in one of my alts, im a big fan of this top and all its iterations, i hope they make it HD at some point in the future hahaha

check out my patreon!

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I don't know if you're playing best-of-1 or best-of-3, but bo3 personally makes me enjoy the game a whole lot more. Bo1 always breeds the general annoying flipflop feeling of either having it be great or ass depending on which half you draw/which deck you're against. Getting a sideboard shores up a lot of that, lets you build more targeted while letting the sideboard help against the opposite side of the spectrum.

I also won't pretend I'm a great 60 card player, but I've at least got some reps in. I'd love to help out and brainstorm together if you want!

Hey, people that play this.

What is it like having parents that didn't fucking love you? Or was it something else that turned you into a joyless fucking tryhard that is simultaneously more boring than watching hair grow?

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do you condemn the grinch

Ugh. People acting as if the grinch is still cancelled really just expose the problems with the online social justice movement. Not only did he apologize, but he returned every gift, cut the turkey for the dinner, and his heart grew three sizes. Acting as if the actions of the grinch still deserve condemnation is making it known that you don’t believe that people can change