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Ahhh I forgot to post this here but it's a paleo pines comm for @cloud-ya thank you so much!!
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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can't stay mad
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matching pfps! (i allow usage as long as im credited on bio)
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“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.
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I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.
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I'm having a lot of fun with Amber Isle. My Paleofolk is being subjected to retail hell, however.
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If I had a nickel for every independently-produced cozy accurate dinosaur themed video game made in Northern Ireland, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams in The Addams Family (1991) & Addams Family Values (1993)
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