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age regressing at the local brothel once by accident bc he felt so small and safe in a prostitutes arms and he wanted to die about it but he keeps going back and they keep indulging him.

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sometimes they are forced to interact, it's always painful but usually for different reasons than this.

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I completely forgot about the second "Daddy Airplane" incident

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Here I go again.

Okay, so it's a fairly popular theme for Luo Binghe to get pissed/jealous/possessive/offended over some other demon picking a fight with Liu Qingge, let alone actually managing to hurt him. That is his nemesis, fuck you, find your own. Reasonable and valid, I agree!

But consider the other direction: some fucker showing up with heavenly energy/techniques/artifacts that are very specifically and pointedly designed to fuck over demonic energy, picking a fight with Luo Binghe. He can't die but he is both allowed and encouraged to have difficult, dangerous fights as long as he wins in the end.

Maybe this was originally a plot from PIDW after complaints that Bingge was neglecting his spiritual cultivation for the demonic powers? So SQQ is expecting this to end with Bingmei having a breakthrough in his spiritual cultivation like Bingge did, though he's looking for a chance to intervene anyway bc that's his husband you're beating up, dammit.

That is not what happens.

What happens is a pissed off War God with his 100% spiritual only cultivation slamming in to absolutely shred this asshole, because who the fuck do you think you are? What do you think gives you the right to come sticking your nose in with cheap shot specialist attacks and toys when other people have been cultivating for years in order to defeat Luo Binghe properly without cheating! Fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of before he breaks your neck.

TL;DR, the possessive rival vibe should completely go both ways and LQG will be nearly as unhinged about strange cultivators going after LBH as LBH is about strange demons attacking LQG.

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find a nice shizun??? no... make a nice shizun...

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liu siblings and their crazy similar throuples

GUESS WHOS BACK DRAWING MINGNINGLING its been a while since ive been able to enjoy sha hualing, its nice to draw her again c:

liu mingyans robes were heavily inspired by @junesfool work,,, because i just had that reference on hand,,,,,,,,, miau

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Classic Binggeyuan where Bingge comes to the modern world and lives with Shen Yuan, but during his Bingmei-ification he starts making money by becoming a famous beauty/fashion influencer. He keeps shilling for shitty skincare brands like “this destroyed all my closed comedones!” But he doesn’t actually use any of it because the protagonist halo gives him magically flawless skin. Everyone is sure he’s using a filter.

Additionally speculation starts about the mentally ill shit he keeps dropping about his relationship with his partner. True crime creators fixate on him. His comments are full of “Bing-mei’s partner, please run if you see this”.

Eventually Binghe does a ‘my partner does my makeup!’ video where only Shen Yuan’s arms are in view and Binghe puts a filter over his voice (doesn’t want anyone else to listen to Yuan-ge’s gentle voice). Except Shen Yuan is an anemic baddie and his arms are covered in bruises, and everyone freaks out.

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Top!SQH/ Bottom!MBJ

Years later, role-playing your first meeting ✨✈️ ❄️

I like to imagine years later, SQH finding his old disciple robes that he met MBJ in, as well as the rope that MBJ tied around his neck. Time to make new memories ✨

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First Shang Qinghua art of 2025 ✈️

Creation, Creator stuck in Creation, and Creator

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Top!✈️SQH/Bottom! 🥒SY

Pulling your biggest hater's pigtails. Watching that pretty red flush spread across his face is the highlight of every interaction. It's hilarious. That's the only reason why. Because it's hilarious. Nothing else.

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"My king ah, my king, this is the will of the heavens-"

Don't blame me.

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SLIP OF THE TONGUE

And it was at that moment, SQH realized, he had made a terrible terrible mistake

What if SQH and SY actually met and used to be casual fuck buddies frenemies when they were in the modern world?✈️🥒

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(In my head, this scenario possibly ends with everyone hate fucking SQH❄️✈️🥒👿)

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Top! SQH✈️/Bottom! MBJ❄️

REVERSE AU

An Ding peak lord Mobei-jun has been kidnapped by the demonic Northern Desert king, Shang Qinghua.

In actuality, the Northern Desert king was also perplexed at how lax security at An Ding was.

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PANDEMONIUM

Yoooo WAKE UP Cang Qiong! You heard what my lord said! Bring out Luo Binghe or I'll raze your sect to the ground!

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My piece for the Fandom Trumps Hate 2025 event, requested by @xmoriartea for their fic :

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65059912

Top!✈️SQH/Bottom! 🥒SY

Prompt Requested:

Cumplane ✈️🥒

(Shen Yuan comes home to find Shang Qinghua changing into a Luo Binghe cosplay, shenigans ensue.)

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I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

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I imagine that modern ✈️ would be a really independent sort of person who has trouble asking people for help. Cue rich young master Shen Yuan trying to take care of him. Cause they are friends. And FRIENDS take care of FRIENDS. And not because they have feelings or anything!