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I’ve fallen down a creloise rabbit hole and I’m suddenly filled the desire to write like a one-shot modern professor au for them because I feel like they may need it

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I’m still not over them

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Cressida & Greek Mythology

So like I've noticed this when watching the show, but Cressida seems to be very closely associated with Greek Mythology. I've seen some people discuss it, but I don't see it discussed enough. Here are a few instances that I've found. Feel free to mention more if I missed any.

1. Let's begin with Cressida mentioning the story of Eros and Psyche to describe Polin's relationship. The story goes with Eros falling in love with Psyche when his original goal was to match her up with an ugly creature by order of his mother, Aphrodite. She referenced this because Colin and Penelope are in the same situation.

2) The scene with Lord Greer, with the pomegranates clearly being emphasized. My guess is that it's a reference to the goddess Persephone and the god Hades, and how he forced her to be with him against her will, dragging her to the underworld and trapping her there with pomegranate seeds. It shows that Cressida was being forced into a marriage against her will.

3) Finally, her name. Cressida. There is a Shakespeare play in 1602 called Troilus and Cressida. It took place in a Greek Mythology setting at Troy in the Trojan war. The story goes as Trolius and Cressida fall in love, but Cressida gets traded to a Greek camp because of her father and is forced to see another man. I'm not really sure if this is too much of a stretch, but there are parallels in both Shakespeare Cressida and Bridgeton Cressida. They both did what they did out of desperation. Not to mention the daddy issues btw.

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Hi

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Lmao I found another one....

Eloise... not to alarm you but there's an even more evil gayer person in pink behind you in another canopy

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they hold (gay) mirrors to each other

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eloise "puppy" bridgerton being so excited to tell cressida cowper a joke that she can barely contain herself

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🎶𝘴𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨, 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯. 𝘏𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘯. 𝘈 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘯. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦

Still haunted by sad Cressida & Eloise edit. Still haunted by the tragic storyline that is hers in S3 and her being a lesbian dealing with comphet. So here’s a bit of visual angst to do with that.

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MICHAELA MICHAELA BUT THE TITLES HOW WILL SHE INHERIT THE TITLES FRANCESCA ISNT GAY ITS THE REGENCY ERA HOW WOULD SHE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS HOW WILL MICHAELA BE A RAKE IF SHES A WOMAN WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE THE BOOKS AT LEAST MAKE IT PERIOD ACCURATE

babe in the current Bridgerton universe I just watched penelope walk around with french tip acrylics and falsies I think the creators of the show will find a way to justify gay people

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s3 deleted scene

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what do you mean this isn't how the scene went

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eloise bridgerton my fav little regency era lesbian fr

(Comissions are open)

(yapping sideblog)

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN JESSICA MADSEN SAID THEY HAD TO CUT SOME OF THE CRELOISE SCENES BECAUSE THEY HAD TOO MUCH CHEMISTRY?!!

I DEMAND THE CRELOISE CUT NOW!

(Also Jess Brownell I'm gonna need you to take advantage of that chemistry... we all want it! Make it happen!)

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really need a bridgerton cast special of the great british bake off…I think it would cure all my ailments

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Modern AU Eloise would have so much golden retriever energy and she’d attract every sapphic within 50 miles of her. And she knows she has charm but wouldn’t much think about it unless she’s specifically wanting to use it so it all kind of just goes over her head and then she’s wondering why Cressida is seething next to her because every time they go anywhere there’s a flock of gay girls trying to pick Eloise up and she’s not even noticed because she’s too busy rambling about some special interest and just thinks everyone is being nice meanwhile Cressida is going to start biting people.

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The pure chaos and Bridgerton dumbassery of Anthony walking in on Eloise making out with Cressida is just comedic gold waiting to happen like,

Anthony: You will marry her!

Cressida: Yes, well unfortunately I cannot do so.

Anthony: Have you no shame, Miss Cowper? You have defiled my sister! She is ruined!

Cressida: And I would be happy to make right by her. However—

Anthony: No excuses! You will marry her or we will deul at dawn!

Benedict: Is it not ungentlemanly to deul a young lady?

Anthony: …yes well… you will marry her or… or Kate will deul you at dawn!

Kate: I’m not doing that.

Anthony: Babe, please.

Kate: You’re an imbecile.

Anthony: Fine. Colin will duel Miss Cowper.

Colin: Why must I be the ungentlemanly one?

Anthony: Because someone must!

Daphne: Someone must what?

Benedict: Deul Miss Cowper.

Daphne: Whyever would one of you need to deul Miss Cowper?

Anthony: Because I caught her in the act of defiling our sister!

Daphne: Right… well passion can sometimes get the best of us when we are in love. As long as Miss Cowper does the honourable thing and marries Eloise—

Anthony: She is refusing!

Francesca: Why would you refuse? You both seem so in love.

Cressida: I am not refusing! I am merely confused regarding how exactly I am supposed to—

Daphne: Worry not, brother. I will handle this. *cracking her knuckles* You will marry her or come the dawn our pistols meet and you will take your final breath in the presence of my gleeful victory.

Everyone: …

Benedict: Is anyone else suddenly very afraid of Daphne?

Hyacinth: Cressida and Eloise will make the most beautiful children.

Gregory: Do you think if I ask they’ll name one after me?

Meanwhile

John: Should we maybe… intervene?

Simon: Of course not. When it comes to the Bridgertons it is every man or woman for themselves.

Kate: She must learn to stand on her own. She’ll never survive this family otherwise.

Penelope: Survive this family? Do you actually believe they’ll make it to the wedding before realising two women are unable to wed?

Kate: No. But when love is involved the Bridgertons will find a way and love most certainly is. I called this six months ago.

Simon: Agreed. Though if they are to marry someone must first hunt down Eloise.

John: What are you talking about she's right… where the hell did she go?

Penelope: Oh she’s long gone. She snuck out as soon as Anthony brought up marriage.