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OP girlies beachwear set <3

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nami & the adventures in lesbianism

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namivivi are the realest lesbians ever because they follow the "pirate x princess" trope but also they're in a long-distance relationship and they started dating after days of knowing each other because their bond is stronger than anything you've ever seen

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🎶pirates on a boat🎶pirates on a boat🎶

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water 7 for sanusos/lusopps is what whole cake island is for lusans and thriller bark for zolus is what arabasta is for namivivis

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tired of people completely ignoring luffy's insane obsession with zoro!!! it's always "zoro's devotion this" and "zoro worshipping him that"!!! what about my boy luffy absolutely being head over fucking heels for his swordsman??? what about luffy being constantly afraid of losing zoro the way he's lost other people???? what about luffy being so clingy because he needs zoro so so close it hurts to be apart from him???? what about his possessiveness over zoro??? that's HIS swordsman!! what about luffy trusting zoro blindly and knowing he'll be fine if he needs to lead the crew??? c'mon! luffy's love is different but it doesn't make him any less obsessed with zoro.

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there are so few zolu fics compared to other mainstream ships bc if people wanted to see zolu they would just read one piece

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CARTMAN SIT DOWN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS IS NOT REAL

Hor hor hor hor hor

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Mf ain’t done nothing wrong, he’s just a silly goose

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(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

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One of the comments under this said that Leo got Jason’s note on accident and I find that so hilarious.

Leo: I think Coach Hedge mixed up our lunches. Look.

*holds up a note that says "I love you so much."*

Piper: Oh, that explains this.

*Holds up a note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."*

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kyle is an “obviously we should have a prenup that’s just common sense” person while if stan thinks about the possibility of their relationship ending for more than one minute the whole day is ruined

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Trans women are women and transbians are valid ‼️

I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!

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I've seen people comparing the age gap between caleo and solangelo so let's talk about it shall we?

nico di angelo was born in the 1930s, yes, calypso was born way before then, yes, they're both old souls, yes!

BUT

nico being put in the casino means he only aged chronologically years went by but mentally and physically he was a ten year old boy, he didn't age at all in the casino meaning he's no more developed than will would be mentally

calypso may not have aged physically and looks like a 15 year old girl but mentally she aged with the island, her mental development is that much older than any of the demigods you'll ever see in this series, she knows this, she uses this to her advantage, she uses her "maturity" against everyone talking down on them because of it

leo is 16 inside and out, mentally and physically he's sixteen.

caleos age gap may not be physically wrong but mentally they are millenia apart, solangelo is mentally and physically the same, sure nico may still be accustomed to things from the 30s but he's still 14, wills still 15, Leo's 16, calypso is older than anyone can imagine.

therefore we can't be comparing these two ships for ANYTHING because it's not the same, no way is it the same

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Tsats pdf? Tsats epub?

Please lmk where you found it!! Thank you:)

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My favorite thing ever?

Nico has a service dog 

Because after Mr. D diagnoses him with PTSD he feels kind of hopeless and overwhelmed (especially after her hears that it can’t be easily fixed with magic or anything) 

So Mr D. Suggests that he get a service animal. 

Nico argues that animals hate him because he ‘smells like death’. Mr. D Points out that Mrs O’Leary doesn’t hate him. 

They both go talk to Hades who jumps at the excuse to win back his son by buying him more stuff. 

The dog ends up being a hellhound mix (don’t ask how.) 

The mix is mostly so she is a bit smaller for convenience (so she can fit in places.)

I'd assume she looks something like a Burmese mountain dog mix.

Her names Penelope (Penny) and Nico loves her. 

Nico and Her spend a couple of months doing service dog training with Artemis and the hunters (dogs are one of her patron animals.)

the time he spends with them also gives him a bit of closure and helps him process what happened to his sister.

soon enough she's graduated their honorary service dog school and is fully trained.

She goes with Nico everywhere. Since she is half hellhound she can assist with shadow travel and make it easier for Nico. (To Wills relief) 

She helps Nico with panic attacks and nightmares. 

She grabs things for him (KitKats, sword, water, pillows.) 

she can even open the fridge in the big house.

If Nico is having a really bad episode or a flashback he can’t come out of or if he’s in any physical danger, she knows to go get Will Chiron or MR D. In a heartbeat. 

Again a shadow traveling dog being useful.

Will makes extra sure that everyone at camp is aware of how service animals work. 

He teaches all the campers about what Penny's job is and why they’re not allowed to distract her.

On occasion when she isn't working she'll play fetch or get pets from some of the kids. 

All Nicos freind's and family love her.

Like everyone wants to be a part of this dogs life, Nico has literally never been more popular.

Hazel buys her a sweater for the holidays.

Rachel helps Nico also dye part of her tail at one point (to keep her identifiable) and they give it a cool design.

Annabeth asks if she can make her a cool dog house.

Piper insists that they take her to the groomer and buys her little bandannas.

Percy helps Nico teach her how to swim.

She will also grabs medical supplies for Will sometimes.

Grover also knows how to talk to her and regularly lets her know how Nico is doing (not that she doesn't already know.) 

Nico finds it easier to eat with Penelope.

It kind of forces him to eat on a schedule, since Penny has to be fed three times a day and the two of them can eat at the same time.

Nico also gives her little scraps off his plate sometimes which makes them both happy.

She gets absolutely spoiled. 

At one point Nico gets worried that she might get hurt fighting a monster. Hades assured him she won’t but Leo makes her some extra cool dog armor just in case

She also has a little bag attached to her vest for carrying supplies on quests and long journeys. (list of things these bags might contain: Ambrosia, Dog treats, Water/kitkats, extra weapons, drachmas.)

Nico connects so well with this fucking dog.

Like he always struggled with people and he never really even considered being an animal person.

But he absolutely adores Penny.

He talks to her about things that worry him and just finds her presence so unbelievably comforting.

Will solace (who I think personally would become a vet sooner than a doctor) Has this dog on the best fucking diet you could imagine

you have never seen a more medically healthy dog.

And she ADORES Will

Partially because of how calmer Nico is with him, and partially because he keeps a treat jar in the infirmary now.

The best part! she cannot die (from old age at least) Immortal service dog!

Having a huge fluffy head is great for pressure therapy.

Nico (neurodivergent) likes the texture of her fur and stims by petting her or playing with her ears.