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Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

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This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke

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Shit man, this realm civil war is fucked. I just saw my grandma clap her hands together and say "death of obsidian butterflies" or some similar shit, and every one around her got lacerated to shit by butterflies and then caught on fire. They didn't even spend motes to defend against it, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using an excellency and elemental bolt attacks. I think I just heard "as in the beginning" two range bands over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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Brainstorming the Bishop appearance

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Top 5 Communists in Exalted:

The Scarlet Empress (primitive accumulation)

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“moodboard for leaving it all behind, moving west, and starting the life you were always destined for, as a lesbian cowboy” 

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"the main problem with the Realm is that I, Ma-Ha-Suchi, am not in charge of it."

"no you idiot, the main problem with the Realm is that we don't get to all oppress people in our own little Realms!"

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MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte was arrested by police at Manila’s international airport Tuesday on order of the International Criminal Court in connection with a case of crime against humanity filed against him, the Philippine government said.

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Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

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every time someone argues "actually its more progressive to make a woman who looks like a butch lesbian be straight because it goes against stereotypes", i execute another hostage

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My Little Pony book with a death spell inside. Yes, it most definitely came home with me

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Abolish Tesla.

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just realised that in the entire four games we only had one romanceable female warrior and she was heterosexual

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I love telling people that Gary gygax was a biological essentialist because they always are so reticent to believe it. Like. he literally proudly said it out loud. Also have you ever actually read D&D? like. 3/4ths of everything is ontologically evil from birth

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EXALTED AU WHERE EXALTATION JUST CONSISTS OF THE GOD OR BEING IN QUESTION COMING DOWN AND JUST FUCKING TAPING A WEAPON ONTO THE CHOSEN MORTAL JUST “Congratulations, mortal. Once you were just Cynis Morain, now, thanks to my radiant blessing, you are Cynis Morain With Gun Taped On. Go forth.”

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(reading my latest death threat ) "from the desk of Ma-Ha-Suchi…" this is bullshit. Ma-Ha-Suchi has never owned a desk