this one is Chaos in a abundantly foreign Bundel of Grammarmistakes! i will supply foxes when asked, dont ask where i get them From Just be Happy. Autocorrect is actively Plotting my demise.
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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
#everything to weaken their administration#maybe the spineless snake JD Vance has more respekt for democracy
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Field gun- 0/10. where Else should a gun be
types of guns rated by their names
machine gun- 0/10. all guns are
shotgun- 0/10. all guns do
revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is
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Id Love to know czech, japanese, [any nativamarican language], indo-Germanic and a Arab language
If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?
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I may be a syndicalist, but If you ever See me in a Right wing Party, Remember im also a Hypcrite and a oppertunist
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Two Hands
never not thinking about this mcdonalds box
YOU'RE GONNA NEED TWO HANDS, GRANDMA
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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chillin on a Saturday night
#found it#i would paticipate but im not tall enough to one up them#shiny#a fine addition to my collection
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It's an excuse once they have convinced themselves that you are lying to get Out of Trouble (If you are telling the truth or Not isnt of relevance in that Case)
Basicaly ITS a reason when it confirmes their preexisting View of the Situation (that you did Out of malicousness)
And it's an excuse if they Dont Like what you say (when it's not your fault, or when it's their fault)
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“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason
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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.
When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'
And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'
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#the only problem the Soviet union had was that it wasnt democratic enough#stalin should never have gotten the oppertunity to become a dictator#authoritarian structures are a breedingground for corruption#modern democratic systems are some of the least corrupt in all of history#there is so much potential in russia#i wish their people would get a chance to be in a peaceful egaliterian country
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I found a homophobic cat its joever, us gays will never win now
#it was a typo#funniest typo ever#lol#cat#cats#meme#cat memes#twitter memes#twitter#memes#pride month#happy pride 🌈#my bi ass is over#AND THEY SAW THIS DURING PRODE MONTH LMAO#keeping previous tags#Heterochomic? you mean homophobic?
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I am assuming the political Right Wing for realy into mlm Omegaverse fanfic
#not talking about BL#Omegaverse fanfic Containing multi level marketing schemes#homophobia? kinda gay tbh
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I will Not dissapoint the potato
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"[i Love bracket quotations, i can use them to make people say whatever i want]"- Saddam Hussein
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