saphire-spark
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this one is Chaos in a abundantly foreign Bundel of Grammarmistakes! i will supply foxes when asked, dont ask where i get them From Just be Happy. Autocorrect is actively Plotting my demise.
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
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saphire-spark · 3 days ago
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Field gun- 0/10. where Else should a gun be
types of guns rated by their names
machine gun- 0/10. all guns are
shotgun- 0/10. all guns do
revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is
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saphire-spark · 3 days ago
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Id Love to know czech, japanese, [any nativamarican language], indo-Germanic and a Arab language
If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?
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saphire-spark · 3 days ago
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I may be a syndicalist, but If you ever See me in a Right wing Party, Remember im also a Hypcrite and a oppertunist
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saphire-spark · 3 days ago
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Two Hands
never not thinking about this mcdonalds box
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED TWO HANDS, GRANDMA
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saphire-spark · 3 days ago
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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saphire-spark · 3 days ago
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chillin on a Saturday night
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saphire-spark · 3 days ago
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It's an excuse once they have convinced themselves that you are lying to get Out of Trouble (If you are telling the truth or Not isnt of relevance in that Case)
Basicaly ITS a reason when it confirmes their preexisting View of the Situation (that you did Out of malicousness)
And it's an excuse if they Dont Like what you say (when it's not your fault, or when it's their fault)
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saphire-spark · 4 days ago
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“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason
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saphire-spark · 4 days ago
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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.
When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'
And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'
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saphire-spark · 4 days ago
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I found a homophobic cat its joever, us gays will never win now
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saphire-spark · 4 days ago
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I am assuming the political Right Wing for realy into mlm Omegaverse fanfic
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saphire-spark · 4 days ago
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I will Not dissapoint the potato
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saphire-spark · 4 days ago
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"[i Love bracket quotations, i can use them to make people say whatever i want]"- Saddam Hussein
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