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BOOBS ARE BACK

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Oh my good lord I've just realised that my boyfriend and I can do near perfect ineffable husbands cosplay.

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I have cried for the 10th Doctor and Rose Tyler more than I would like to admit. When will it stop hurting?!

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the bros ever

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Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

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BIBLICALLY ACCURATE HICKEY

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this shit fucked me up

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a small collection of some of my favorite bloody/injured/fucked up cas pics

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It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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some shit like "i forgive you"

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay