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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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I'm watching spyfall with the 13th doctor and I can't lie, this master upon my rewatch seems quite submissive. He plays like he's big and in control of the situation, but internally this man is a mess and just really needs someone to direct him, to help him relax and put him in his place. I feel he would be a bit more stable if he had a dom or something.

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CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

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I love the implication that the Glinda and Elphaba just sit across from each other, alone at this giant table just to stare at each other and contemplate how much they hate each other and the whole school knows not to go sit with them an intrude in whatever they have going on

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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love castiel as a character because he feels no emotions for the first kajilion years of his existence and all of a sudden he can feel things now and his first two emotions are queer longing and catholic guilt. literally who else is doing it like him

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Annual reblog of the liminal spacemas from instachaz

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drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!! 

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I really hope you see your four strong, strapping, beautiful lads again

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Merry Halloween!' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

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finally, someone for tumblr

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you're in her DMs. I'm in her fandom discord server validating her headcanons. we are not the same.

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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

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rb to have a super gay 2023

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the doctor's next companion is an alien that's played by a hand puppet, except as the series goes on it's more and more obvious that this 'companion' actually is a hand puppet, and the doctor is just very, very lonely