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So I posted a silly doodle yesterday on twitter and now people think it was a tutorial. So I got upset and made an actual tutorial so noone says I halfassed the yesterday's one 😡😡😡

Here you go: ~How I draw braids~ 🩷🙏

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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underneath the willow tree [everything stays]

Lucifer Morningstar x Reader

[summary: he left you waiting in the garden and slowly nature reclaimed you]

Let’s Go

In The Garden

You’ll find something waiting

Your laughter seemed to echo throughout the garden. You were always so cheerful and full of joy, that was your gift after all bringing joy to others in Heaven and Earth. You sat there in the garden, waiting for Lucifer. He promised that he'd meet you in the garden, as he had something he needed to tell you something very important.

You were naive and innocent and unaware, of his infidelity. How he'd been spending time with Lilith, sleeping with her when he was supposed to be meeting up with you. You were blissfully unaware, of how your very own fiancee is cheating on you.

He was drawn to Lilith, Adam's wife, because of her independence, which made him infatuated with her. Unfortunately, he was unfaithful to you, and you were unaware of his infidelity.

You believed that your relationship was flawless and were looking forward to the upcoming fall wedding. Between you and him, and you wondered what he had to talk to you about.

Maybe new adjustments to the wedding?

As you waited for your fiancée to return, you spent hours standing amidst the serene beauty of nature, listening to the sweet melodies of birds and the soothing sounds of nature. You were filled with a sense of innocence and contentment, as you played with the ring on your finger - a symbol of your love and commitment to your significant other, Lucifer.

You giggled as butterflies landed on your nose and then flew away. You began humming the songs that Lucifer would sing to you. As the sun slowly started to set, you looked up at the sky and whispered, "He's been gone for a while." Despite this, you continued to wait.

and waited

and waited

The passage of time seemed to have flown by as you looked down at the ground. You noticed that roots had wrapped around your legs and your hand had been in the same position for so long that you felt rooted to the spot.

You couldn't help but frown as you wondered if you were doing everything correctly. Had you accidentally missed seeing Lucifer? And where was your fiancée? It was difficult to tell, as it had been a long time since you last saw him.

You found yourself weeping while standing there, wondering where he could be, as the cold breeze sent shivers down your spine. Your legs felt rooted to the ground, making it impossible to move a single step.

As you stood there, you noticed something strange happening to your body. You felt an unseen force pulling you down, and before you knew it, roots had wrapped themselves tightly around your legs and arms, preventing you from moving any further.

You struggled in vain, but the roots only grew tighter and stronger with each passing moment. As time went by, you realized that you were slowly transforming into a tree-like shape, and your tears fell to the ground like rain, watering the soil. The roots that had once trapped you were now a part of your being, intertwined with your limbs and coursing through your veins.

You couldn't help but weep, and as you did, your tears began to take on a life of their own. They sprouted from your body like leaves, delicate and dainty, resembling the graceful branches of a willow tree. You were no longer just a human; you were a part of nature, forever frozen in time, a poignant reminder of what once was.

It wasn't until centuries later when the King of Hell, arrived in Heaven for the centurial meeting he had a few minutes to spare. He'd seen and walked passed the willow tree that rested in the courtyard of the courthouse.

As he sat underneath the huge oak tree in the park, he couldn't help but notice the strange looks he was getting from passersby.

Perhaps it was because he was dressed in a suit and tie, an unusual sight in a public park. But he didn't care, he just wanted to enjoy the peaceful surroundings. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew through the branches of the tree, and some leaves fluttered down around him.

As he brushed them off his lap, he noticed something small and shiny land on his thigh. When he looked down, he saw that it was a ring, a familiar-looking ring. His eyebrows shot up in surprise, and he couldn't help but wonder how it ended up in his lap.

As he held the ring in his hand, he couldn't help but notice the delicate engraving on the band. He began to read the words, and with each passing second, his heart sank deeper and deeper.

He felt an overwhelming sense of guilt and heartache wash over him as the true meaning of the words became clear. It was as if the words were a painful reminder of a past mistake that he could never undo.

‘To my love, my everything,’

- Love Lucifer

Everything stays

Right where you left it

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nothing lasts forever [part ii] sneak peek

Lucifer x Reader

this is still in the works

Part I

Lucifer sat there at his desk in his workshop alone, working on a new project. He lifted his head slowly bags under his eyes. He stared at the rubber duck swan, and felt a pang in his chest.

“Luci!” you shouted, wrapping your arms around him tackling him to the ground. He wrapped his arms around you, smiling and laughing.

“Oh, it's beautiful!” you exclaimed, and he how'd you put the necklace on. You opened the locket, and it played a little song. Yellow wisps of magic swirled creating little images moving, of his favorite moments with you.

“Promise to never betray me,” you asked, looking at him.

You looked at him, “You promise?” you asked, and he smiled. “I'll never eve betray you,” He said, taking both your hands into his own. Leaning in to kiss you on the lips passionately.

He remembered look of betrayal on their face. How years of trust seemed to go away in an instant, he saw as they heeled over hand on stomach as they placed their hand over their mouth. Yet he continued to betray you.

“I love you, Lilith,” he whispered, he could've sworn he heard you yelp quietly. You hadn’t noticed that he actually spotted you, and watched as you flew away heartbroken. He didn’t stop and should've ended it then and there. He shouldn’t even be doing this when he already had a lover.

He picked up the rubber duck swan and stared at it longingly, that he made years ago. When yearning for you crept it's way back into his heart, a yearning that never left but stayed hidden because of his marriage to Lilith, and the birth of his daughter.

He remembered how they talked about having kids, a little Lucifer or you running around. Tiny wings sticking out of their back as they ran around through the flower fields. How your eyes would light up talking about it, and he’d just stare at you in awe.

He missed dancing in the heavens among the stars with them. He missed everything and regretted ever hurting you.

His phone rang and he reached towards it, Charlie. He smiled, “H-Hey , Char Char how’s it-” he spoke

“Dad we need to talk,” said Charlie, her voice serious and stern. Yet unsure and nervous. His smile faltered hearing the tone in her voice.

Charlie stared at the necklace in her hand, and a note beside it. A letter addressed to her father from Azrael that explains everything that happened to you.

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Harry Potter and his friends are in the fifth year of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. His world is full of problems: the return of the Dark Lord, the distrust of classmates, exams…And out of the blue, a guy who eerily resembles the late Cedric appears in the castle, his creepy girlfriend, with whom even Hermione cannot be compared to insanity, two sexy vampires and brothers-hunters of evil spirits. Voldemort is in real danger!

-Dark times are coming! Albus Dumbledore cleared his throat significantly. – I don't want to convince anyone, I'll just tell the truth – Voldemort is back!

The sleepy students sighed in mock horror. Harry clenched his fists, the Weasley family crossed themselves, Hermione gasped, and Draco Malfoy whispered loudly:

-Fuck, this old fart fucked up with his Voldemort…

-I urge all of you to unite, to forget old grudges in order to resist the dark forces! The director's voice echoed through the Great Hall. – We will do our best to protect all of you. Remember, Hogwarts will always be a saving lantern for you in the dank darkness…

-God, what is he smoking? What kind of lanterns? George Weasley asked himself.

-"Hallucinogenic lemon slices,– Fred explained. – They say it's powerful shit.

Dumbledore spent about half an hour talking such crap from the category of "let's be friends, let's be nice, let's kill Voldemort," but except for the Gryffindor table, no one listened to him. The Hufflepuffers just sat with smart faces, nodding after each remark of the director, the Ravenclaw chatted animatedly, and the Slytherins watched Draco and Blaise Zabini playing backgammon from nowhere.

"You're talking in your sleep, friend," Ron said, sitting in the dark bedroom.

-How do you know? Harry was surprised, blushing like a bespectacled boer.

"Harry, do you have any idea how loud you talk in your sleep?" Are you dreaming about Cedric?

-"I see his death,– Harry sighed resignedly. – And Voldemort…

-Don't call him by his name!

-Cedric?

-VOLDEMORT!

-"He asked me to take his body," Harry whispered, feeling tears welling up in his eyes. – Take it to his father…

There was horror in Ron's eyes.

-"Do you-Know-Who asked you to take his body?"

-Ron, go to bed!

-I'm coming, I'm coming. And you go.

-"As soon as I close my eyes, I see Cedric," Harry said. – So clearly and clearly, as if he were alive. So no, I'm going to stay.

With a shrug, Ron went to bed, leaving his friend to grieve alone.

And at this time in the Forbidden Forest.

Two young men, stumbling over the roots of centuries-old trees, cursing, growling with anger, made their way through the forest thickets. They had been stomping for a couple of hours, so they dreamed of going out at least somewhere where a human foot had set foot. The travelers came out into a moonlit clearing, and this made it possible to see their faces.

A very young skinny guy sat down carefully on a fallen pine tree, with such an expression on his face as if he suffered from uncontrollable diarrhea and the desire to sneeze. Slim, with puny arms and legs, pale, as if he had returned from a concentration camp, he had an armful of copper hair on his head, reminiscent of Elvis Presley's hair.

His companion, an equally pale, hysterical-looking girl, was breathing convulsively, shaking off fallen leaves. Her light brown eyes expressed complete apathy, if not for the gurgling angry sounds she made, one would have thought she was in a coma. She was wearing ripped jeans, a T-shirt stained with something red, and ridiculous high-heeled sandals.

-Edward! She screamed. – Where did you take me? You said there would be deer here! You said deer hunting is cool! Edward, not a single deer, and hunting centaurs is not cool!

-"Bella, my love," the guy said wearily. – Calm down, we're together!

-I'm hungry! She sobbed. – I'm sick of this wilderness! Not a single house, not a single tent!

-Bella, honey…

"Why couldn't we have hunted somewhere closer?" Bella screamed.

Girlish screams filled the surroundings. Edward covered his ears with his hands and began to rock back and forth like a matryoshka doll. Bella talked about her unhappy fate for a very long time. And her loud trills were a great success with several other travelers.

A couple of kilometers away from the newly married Cullens, two young people were sitting around a campfire made of valuable magic wood. One was looking thoughtfully at the moon, the other, obviously a little older, was playing tic-tac-toe with himself, drawing squares on the ground with a stick.

-"Judging by the mellifluous screams, we're on the right track," the guy said, taking his eyes off the moon.

-So what? His friend asked him. Her voice made me feel a little shocked.

-"Damon, at least pretend you're interested in our case!"

-"I'm not going to lie, I really don't care!" Damon snapped. – And anyway, brother, we need to rest! Yesterday we were almost hit by some rare car, then for some reason we were shot at, again from this rare car, and instead of going somewhere and relaxing with the girls, we sit on the cold ground, freeze eggs and listen to the screams of a newly converted hysterical vampire!

-"We need to get to know them better and make sure they don't threaten people!"

Stefan, did you see their faces? Bella alone, or whatever her name is, poses a potential threat just by her appearance alone.

Damon, pull yourself together," Stefan ordered. - Or I'll…

-Or what? - Damon shouted, drowning out Bella's screams. - Are you going to sic Elena on me? Where is she, by the way?

At home, she didn't want to come with us.

-That's the only sensible thing you've done all year," Damon snorted, pulling a three-liter jar of blood out of his backpack. - Let's drink to Elena… Without clinking glasses!

-Come on, come on, drink up, you bastard," the man muttered a hundred yards away from the Salvatore brothers, pointing a shotgun at Damon.

The man was lying under a blackberry bush, occasionally scratching his mosquito-bitten leg. The harsh Hogwarts mosquitoes were biting the unfortunate man even through his jeans.

-Dean….

Quiet…

-Dean…

-Get off…

-DEAN!

-What are you yelling about, asshole? - Dean put the shotgun down in annoyance.

-Look, either you shoot him or you stop lying on the ground. And anyway, the kebabs are getting cold!

-Sammy, did you hit your head? We're on a recon mission, what the hell are kebabs?

Sam Winchester, a tall guy with shoulder-length hair, courageously clutched in his hands skewers with strung meat and vegetables and eerily resembled King Arthur of the XXI century.

-Dean, aren't you sick of this? Shoot him and send him to the bonfire.

-You started a bonfire, too? - Dean rolled his eyes. - We're on a reconnaissance mission, asshole!

-What are we supposed to do, not eat?

-Sit down, I can see your two-foot-tall carcass all over the woods.

Sam stomped impatiently in place, kicking his brother in the thigh.

--Wake up, I said. The kebabs are getting cold!

-Fuck you and your kebabs! - Dean shouted, taking aim at Damon again.

-So you're not eating? - Sam was surprised.

-Yeah, yeah, give me a skewer, you Kansas cook……

Dean's loud chomping was muffled only by grunts from the thicket.

-We'd better find a motel," Sam said.

-There's a small village down the road. We'll stop there. You know, Sammy, this place is kind of weird.

-Why? - Sam asked peacefully, husking a seed.

-What do we start with: vampires, abnormal zones, or that newspaper where the pictures move? - Dean asked irritably, swallowing a huge piece of pork. - By the way, where's the paper?

-Well, it's… - Sam muttered. - 'I needed a newspaper for the fire…'

-'Oh, Sammy, you're just a dummy! - Dean said. - There's a reason daddy used to say you had mush instead of brains……

P.S. I have a badly stuffy nose right now. But I don't have a fever 0*O

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₊˚ෆ 𝗡𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 (author info & masterlist)

↬𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑴𝑬

name: luke

pronouns: he/they

gender: genderfluid

sexuality: aromantic asexual

nationality: filipino

zodiac: taurus

↬𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑶

third year college student

education major

sleep deprived 24/7

a bundle of depression & anxiety

has multiple tumblr accounts @lxkeeeeee [sideblog for repost] & @lxkeeeee [main account]

made this account to dedicate to lucifer from hazbin hotel

plays genshin impact and honkai star rail

would be writing for she/he readers but mostly fem aligned reader

cat luvr, has 7 cats actually

shit humor — inconsistent —has rizz(training order jk) — my english doesn't english sometimes

indecisive | lazy | self indulgent writer

animated lines used are made by cafekitsune

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐄

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

↬��𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

• END GAME [MULTISHOT]

— one | two | three | four | five

• MY LOVE, IS MINE ALL MINE [MULTISHOT]

— one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight

• Lucifer comforting fallen angel! reader

• Lucifer eating reader out [nsfw]

• My GAYDAR is never wrong!

• The Devil has his own charms [Lucifer charming Adam's third wide headcanons]

• Obsession [Lucifer being obsessed with you headcanons]

• Lucifer taking care of his sick s/o

• What's it's like when the princess of hell walks in on her dad doing the devil's tango with his new lover?

• Lucifer with thigh worshipping both fem and male headcanons

• To-do List [Father Lucifer x Daughter! Reader] [Platonic] | MALE/SON VERSION

• Lucifer x overlord! fem! reader (part one | two)

• Chained by desires [oneshot | smut]

• Fly me to the moon [Lucifer x archangel raphael! fem! reader] [misc.]

—part one | part two | part three | four | five | six |

• I'm in the wind, you're in the water [Lucifer Morningstar x Mermaid! Reader]

—Part One | Part Two

• Two sides of the same coin [ex-husband! Lucifer Morningstar x ex-wife! Angel! Reader]

—one | two | three | four

—Alternate Universe: one | two | three

• IT'S BEEN SO LONG [Lucifer x Adopted angel daughter! Reader] [platonic]

— one | two | three | four

• Heaven and Back! [Alastor's mom! Angel! Reader x Lucifer]

—one | two | three | four

↬𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑶𝑶𝑵

• CICATRIZE [FULL SERIES] | coming soon

• Unconditionally [Lucifer x male! sinner! reader] | coming soon

• Enchanted to meet you [angst]

• ME AND THE DEVIL [Lucifer Morningstar x Azazel! Male! Reader]

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Harry Potter and his friends are in the fifth year of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. His world is full of problems: the return of the Dark Lord, the distrust of classmates, exams…And out of the blue, a guy who eerily resembles the late Cedric appears in the castle, his creepy girlfriend, with whom even Hermione cannot be compared to insanity, two sexy vampires and brothers-hunters of evil spirits. Voldemort is in real danger!

-Dark times are coming! Albus Dumbledore cleared his throat significantly. – I don't want to convince anyone, I'll just tell the truth – Voldemort is back!

The sleepy students sighed in mock horror. Harry clenched his fists, the Weasley family crossed themselves, Hermione gasped, and Draco Malfoy whispered loudly:

-Fuck, this old fart fucked up with his Voldemort…

-I urge all of you to unite, to forget old grudges in order to resist the dark forces! The director's voice echoed through the Great Hall. – We will do our best to protect all of you. Remember, Hogwarts will always be a saving lantern for you in the dank darkness…

-God, what is he smoking? What kind of lanterns? George Weasley asked himself.

-"Hallucinogenic lemon slices,– Fred explained. – They say it's powerful shit.

Dumbledore spent about half an hour talking such crap from the category of "let's be friends, let's be nice, let's kill Voldemort," but except for the Gryffindor table, no one listened to him. The Hufflepuffers just sat with smart faces, nodding after each remark of the director, the Ravenclaw chatted animatedly, and the Slytherins watched Draco and Blaise Zabini playing backgammon from nowhere.

"You're talking in your sleep, friend," Ron said, sitting in the dark bedroom.

-How do you know? Harry was surprised, blushing like a bespectacled boer.

"Harry, do you have any idea how loud you talk in your sleep?" Are you dreaming about Cedric?

-"I see his death,– Harry sighed resignedly. – And Voldemort…

-Don't call him by his name!

-Cedric?

-VOLDEMORT!

-"He asked me to take his body," Harry whispered, feeling tears welling up in his eyes. – Take it to his father…

There was horror in Ron's eyes.

-"Do you-Know-Who asked you to take his body?"

-Ron, go to bed!

-I'm coming, I'm coming. And you go.

-"As soon as I close my eyes, I see Cedric," Harry said. – So clearly and clearly, as if he were alive. So no, I'm going to stay.

With a shrug, Ron went to bed, leaving his friend to grieve alone.

And at this time in the Forbidden Forest.

Two young men, stumbling over the roots of centuries-old trees, cursing, growling with anger, made their way through the forest thickets. They had been stomping for a couple of hours, so they dreamed of going out at least somewhere where a human foot had set foot. The travelers came out into a moonlit clearing, and this made it possible to see their faces.

A very young skinny guy sat down carefully on a fallen pine tree, with such an expression on his face as if he suffered from uncontrollable diarrhea and the desire to sneeze. Slim, with puny arms and legs, pale, as if he had returned from a concentration camp, he had an armful of copper hair on his head, reminiscent of Elvis Presley's hair.

His companion, an equally pale, hysterical-looking girl, was breathing convulsively, shaking off fallen leaves. Her light brown eyes expressed complete apathy, if not for the gurgling angry sounds she made, one would have thought she was in a coma. She was wearing ripped jeans, a T-shirt stained with something red, and ridiculous high-heeled sandals.

-Edward! She screamed. – Where did you take me? You said there would be deer here! You said deer hunting is cool! Edward, not a single deer, and hunting centaurs is not cool!

-"Bella, my love," the guy said wearily. – Calm down, we're together!

-I'm hungry! She sobbed. – I'm sick of this wilderness! Not a single house, not a single tent!

-Bella, honey…

"Why couldn't we have hunted somewhere closer?" Bella screamed.

Girlish screams filled the surroundings. Edward covered his ears with his hands and began to rock back and forth like a matryoshka doll. Bella talked about her unhappy fate for a very long time. And her loud trills were a great success with several other travelers.

A couple of kilometers away from the newly married Cullens, two young people were sitting around a campfire made of valuable magic wood. One was looking thoughtfully at the moon, the other, obviously a little older, was playing tic-tac-toe with himself, drawing squares on the ground with a stick.

-"Judging by the mellifluous screams, we're on the right track," the guy said, taking his eyes off the moon.

-So what? His friend asked him. Her voice made me feel a little shocked.

-"Damon, at least pretend you're interested in our case!"

-"I'm not going to lie, I really don't care!" Damon snapped. – And anyway, brother, we need to rest! Yesterday we were almost hit by some rare car, then for some reason we were shot at, again from this rare car, and instead of going somewhere and relaxing with the girls, we sit on the cold ground, freeze eggs and listen to the screams of a newly converted hysterical vampire!

-"We need to get to know them better and make sure they don't threaten people!"

Stefan, did you see their faces? Bella alone, or whatever her name is, poses a potential threat just by her appearance alone.

Damon, pull yourself together," Stefan ordered. - Or I'll…

-Or what? - Damon shouted, drowning out Bella's screams. - Are you going to sic Elena on me? Where is she, by the way?

At home, she didn't want to come with us.

-That's the only sensible thing you've done all year," Damon snorted, pulling a three-liter jar of blood out of his backpack. - Let's drink to Elena… Without clinking glasses!

-Come on, come on, drink up, you bastard," the man muttered a hundred yards away from the Salvatore brothers, pointing a shotgun at Damon.

The man was lying under a blackberry bush, occasionally scratching his mosquito-bitten leg. The harsh Hogwarts mosquitoes were biting the unfortunate man even through his jeans.

-Dean….

Quiet…

-Dean…

-Get off…

-DEAN!

-What are you yelling about, asshole? - Dean put the shotgun down in annoyance.

-Look, either you shoot him or you stop lying on the ground. And anyway, the kebabs are getting cold!

-Sammy, did you hit your head? We're on a recon mission, what the hell are kebabs?

Sam Winchester, a tall guy with shoulder-length hair, courageously clutched in his hands skewers with strung meat and vegetables and eerily resembled King Arthur of the XXI century.

-Dean, aren't you sick of this? Shoot him and send him to the bonfire.

-You started a bonfire, too? - Dean rolled his eyes. - We're on a reconnaissance mission, asshole!

-What are we supposed to do, not eat?

-Sit down, I can see your two-foot-tall carcass all over the woods.

Sam stomped impatiently in place, kicking his brother in the thigh.

--Wake up, I said. The kebabs are getting cold!

-Fuck you and your kebabs! - Dean shouted, taking aim at Damon again.

-So you're not eating? - Sam was surprised.

-Yeah, yeah, give me a skewer, you Kansas cook……

Dean's loud chomping was muffled only by grunts from the thicket.

-We'd better find a motel," Sam said.

-There's a small village down the road. We'll stop there. You know, Sammy, this place is kind of weird.

-Why? - Sam asked peacefully, husking a seed.

-What do we start with: vampires, abnormal zones, or that newspaper where the pictures move? - Dean asked irritably, swallowing a huge piece of pork. - By the way, where's the paper?

-Well, it's… - Sam muttered. - 'I needed a newspaper for the fire…'

-'Oh, Sammy, you're just a dummy! - Dean said. - There's a reason daddy used to say you had mush instead of brains……

P.S. I have a badly stuffy nose right now. But I don't have a fever 0*O

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(Name) was sitting on her cloud cushion and looking at the starry sky. In her hands was a toy that Lucifer had given her as a thank you for fulfilling his wish. First he brought her ducklings. But, noticing that she liked the fluffy rabbit from the Garden of Eden, he made a toy instead. Green in color.

Recently, however, Lucifer stopped appearing on the moon. …. felt a sense of loss, searching for him in every corner of the firmament. But he was nowhere to be seen. She asked herself many questions: why was he ignoring her? Could it be that she could not fulfill his wish as well as he expected? Or had something else happened?

I wrote this sketch quickly while I was waking up.

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I HAVE A FANFIC IDEA!!

Alright you guys know that Moon Goddess from Over the Moon??

What if the reader was Chang'e and she and Lucifer used to go wayyy back, setting aside the whole plot of Over the Moon and changing it to god creating her as an angel to watch the moon or something bla bla bla, and Lucifer would frequently visit that moon she falls in love and so does he. And since Chang'e does wishes n' after she's been given a gift or something like that, I forgot, Lucifer would bring her like little ducks and stuff and she'd grant him every little wish she could.

And here comes the angst, Lucifer stops frequenting at the moon making the reader all sad and confused. She looks for him all over heaven but he isn't there. Why was he ignoring her? Did he not like the wish she granted him? He's probably busy right now.

And he comes back all of a sudden with a big ass smile that makes her think he was happy to see her after not visiting her for a long time only for that thought to be crushed when he simply gives her a gift with no thoughts and asks for a heavy wish

She hesitates because it was slightly against what she was only allowed to grant but still does it anyways.

Here comes Lucifer's trial, and reader is just shocked af to see him there only to realize what he truly needed that wish for and bro she Gon be hurt hurt af when she sees him with Lilith.

The angels then ask for the details and Lucifer panics and straight up snitches on reader for giving him that wish.

So long story short, they casted him down to hell with Lilith. And the reader was sentenced to a lesser sentence since she didn't know what that wish was going to do or what it was going to cause.

But she was still cast out of heaven, never able to enter those gates ever again and is thrown over to the moon alone.

She is left alone in that dark moon desert with a single green bunny that had been gifted to her by Lucifer.

The reader just cries out of heartbreak and betrayal. A tear drops on the bunny and Jade comes to life. Reader is no longer alone and is a tad bit happy she has company.

Then timeskip to a few ion years, and the moon is bustling with lights, fun and parties, just like the movie.

Then we follow Chang'e story, trying so many things to figure how to see Lucifer again.

Well that was long idea. BUT I NEED THIS WRITTEN PLEASE. ADD TWISTS AND MORE STUFF TO IT I JUST WANNA READ IT.

I know I can write this but, I WANNA READ IT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S WORK YOU GET WHAT I MEAN?

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Reader as Alastor's Mother part 2

Part 1!

𓋼 You would absolutely decorate his microphone with a bunch of ribbons you found!

And he would absolutely allow it in fear of upsetting you, although he began to take them off later on when he had to leave, but seeing you get sad at his actions changed his mind… It did not help that the ribbons were glittery.

“Oh look, Sparkles got sparklier!” Angel had said when Alastor was passing by.

𓋼 He wants you to be happy but don't even try having feelings for anyone in hell, they'll most likely 'disappear under mysterious circumstances' and then you'll just so happen to hear their screams on Alastor's radio broadcast <3

Lucifer tries to flirt everytime he sees you outside (or once he comes back to see the hotel which… would be 'some' time later…) But it's not long before Alastor shows up bcs he has a shadow follow you everywhere

“My mother certainly would not want someone so… ancient…”

“are you trying to make me sound like a fossil?”

“Maybe~ I can’t say for sure though!”

"Y'know, I've stolen wives before… maybe it's time to steal a mother instead!"

"I'm going to fucking kill you"

𓋼 Lucifer would play silly games with you and bring you gifts by leaving them at the hotel’s doorstep, although you never received any (like he thought you did) because Alastor would always take them before you saw them. Or he would make them his own to give to you if you were having a worse day than usual!

“Mother, I had noticed that you weren’t feeling all too great so I brought you a wonderful gift!”

“Oh, thank you, darling!”

Your mood always brightened when he gave you these gifts. 𓋼 One time when Lucifer visited the hotel, he went straight to you to ask you about how you liked the gifts.

"[Name]! Hello, deer, how are you? Did you like the gifts that I left you?"

"Hello Luci, I'm fine, thank you! … Gifts? what gifts?"

"The ones… that I left on the doorstep of the hotel!"

"I dont recall seeing any gifts there… but Alastor recently started leaving the hotel more often! Not for very long though…"

And then Lucifer realised. You never received his gifts because Alastor got to them first! After that, he made sure to put a note with his signature on them. Though, that still didn't deter Alastor, to Lucifer's dismay.

𓋼 One time, Angel returned to the hotel at an unreasonably late hour, so you went to make sure everything was alright.

"Are you alright, Angel?"

"Huh? No, I'm totally fucked!"

"Why? What happened?"

"You know Valentino right? My boss?"

"Of course I do, everyone hates him quite a bit here and you always talk about him"

"Right, well, fuckin' Val made me work an extra 10 hours!"

"He what?!"

"Yeah! Absolute bitch move."

Naturally, Alastor was watching and listening to you two so you turned to him, with quite the menacing look in your eyes.

"Oh Alastor, prepare your radio broadcast!~"

𓋼 You noticed that most of the residents of the hotel all came to you for advice quite often (except Niffty, she's just an entirely different entity)

"It seems they have become quite fond of you, Mother"

"They have, haven't they?"

Alastor's expression was always one of annoyance whenever someone came to you for help. He wouldn't dare admit it, but he was most certainly jealous of anyone who even stood too close to you, let alone talked to you.

𓋼 Because of that one time that Alastor stood right next to Charlie to spite Lucifer, Lucifer decided to stand just that close to you to get back at him.

"An eye for an eye, Mr Radio!"

"I recommend you watch yourself."

𓋼 One time, when you were out of the hotel and walking around Hell with Alastor, Vox just so happened to see you on one of his tv screens, Valentino sitting by him, messaging someone.

"Hey Val, who the fuck is that with that old-timey prick?"

"Hm? No clue."

"You didn't even look, fuckhead"

"How would you know? You're too busy eyefucking Alastor."

"I am not"

"She's probably just another one of those redemption hotel idiots. It doesn't matter"

But Vox still just glared at the screen.

𓋼 Vox continued to keep an eye on you, seeing just how wonderful you are and so when you were outside the hotel alone (or so he thought) he went up to you. Somehow he didn't catch onto the fact that you're Alastor's mother.

"Hello-"

"What do you think you're doing?" Alastor, of course, suddenly appeared out of thin air, standing in between you and Vox, with an even more annoyed smile than usual.

"Alastor, is this another one of your friends?"

"No-"

"Yes, absolutely, ma'am. Great friends, in fact!"

"Ha! Well, you see, this is my Mother."

"Your what?"

Yeah, Alastor simply walked away with you whilst Vox was buffering.

𓋼 Vox constantly tried to talk to you alone but Alastor was always there to stop him, so unfortunate.

"Would you stay away from my Mother, you-! Ahem, my apologies, Mother."

"Hah! Your mother? I think you meant our mother!"

𓋼 Alastor would absolutely cover your ears when swearing at, or insulting, anyone.

𓋼 When you first met Valentino, you were so mad at him on Angel's behalf that you knocked him out and brought him back to the hotel with you. Of course, Vox was there with Val but he was like a lost duckling, just slowly trailing behind you, unsure what to do.

"I'm back!"

"What the fuck did you do??" Angel was lying down on the couch when you entered, dragging the unconcious Valentino behind you.

"A favour to you and hell!"

"No, but how?!"

"That's a secret~"

"Ok… so why'd ya bring him here?"

"Redemption"

𓋼 Back to Lucifer! He would tell you random animal facts to try and impress you! He would also unironically ask around, and search up (if necessary), how to impress a woman.

𓋼 Lucifer would suddenly start playing the violin for everyone in the hotel 'for everyones' entertainment' as he called it. (It was meant for you though). Each time Lucifer did this, Alastor told you that something important happened that required your attention. You always stayed for the beginning though.

𓋼 One day, you were baking cookies and you and Alastor left the kitchen for a while whilst they were in the oven, however, you both somehow managed to forget about them… so when the smoke alarm suddenly rang, you ran into the kitchen, everyone wondering what happened.

"Fuck!"

"Language, Mother."

"Don't you 'language' me, young man!"

𓋼 You redecorated his room. He wasn't a fan of all the new colours, but he still appreciated the gesture. (There was a lot of glitter involved)

𓋼 After a while of you staying there, everyone definitely sees you as a mother figure (Alastor didn't appreciate this much either but he's willing to look past it for his friends)

𓋼 As small gifts, you made everyone items that resemble them and filled them with different colours of glitter and paper that remind you of them. Bonus: Behind the scenes! 1. Yuri's bad timing:

2. Vox and Val:

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The name of this creature is YOTAcat or POTOOcat.

This creature is a combination of Yotaka (potoo) and cat.

His true identity is one of an alien reconnaissance unit that plans to invade the earth.

His body can change its shape at will by copying other creatures and objects.

When he came to Earth, he first tried to copy the appearance of the planet's main life form.

However, the first thing he saw there was a cat. He decided that the creature was the main life form and tried to copy the cat's form.

However, by some accident, he also copied the information of Potoo, and his body became a chimera of cat and Potoo.

What was even more unexpected for these aliens was that once they copied the earth creatures, the original spirit invaded their psyche.

His spirit was about to be taken over by cats and POTOO!

The human who found the strange creature brought it home out of curiosity. Not knowing it was a vicious alien.......

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Masquerade✨

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I haven't posted some good old fashioned self insert here in a while, so why not ✨ have something I thought would only remain on patreon

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For this AU (so we can figure out a name for it):

Philip is transitioning into his "Belos" form, i.e. he's still fairly young looking and his hair is in between brown and blond. This will be important for a later plot point I have in mind.

He has not cut his ears yet due to his hair being able to cover them while wearing his mask. (Looking back at the portraits, I don't believe he did so until he began living in the castle or in some established building with a gilded mirror and sink, strange unless the Grimwalker's ears weren't cut back then either)

His voice is a slight mix of his current voice and his past voice with his current voice overlapping more. It's still at the stage where it can crack and his past voice can come through and he could have conversations with you without realizing it. Clearing his throat will make his current voice come back.

The scar across the broken bridge of his nose doesn't fully connect on either side of his face yet. However, he will be a bit self-conscious about it around you, hence why he will continue wearing the mask in front of you.

He's not entirely in control of his beast form yet. So far, he pulls a Remus Lupin and stays within the Titan's skull when he's having issues. He'll most likely stay away from you when he's going through this. The same goes for his Palismen usage.

No matter how much you try to interact with the current Grimwalker, he will not acknowledge you on Belos' orders and will tell you as such before leaving. He will only intervene during emergencies.

Belos is not as well known yet and you will often hear him and the Golden Guard experimenting with things outside of your room. Since you have no idea of the world you're in, you have no inkling of what they're saying or doing.

You will witness TWO Grimwalker deaths without even realizing it. Both deaths have something to do with you.

Against his better judgment, Belos will consider doing something to you that he really doesn't want to do to get you to current times.