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Nadja: I am not interested in glory through combat anymore. I want a quiet little life.

Nadja:

Nadja: on the battlefield again

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[years ago]

Matze: So, this is it. I fucked up.

Matze:

Matze: Zarcer will be mad. “What are you doing, Matze?”

Zarcer: What are you doing, Matze?

Matze, panicking: Oh Gods I conjured him.

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[when they met]

Sybilla: I hate you!

Welos: according to this drawing I made of us holding hands, this is simply not true.

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Nadja: has anyone seen my top?

Sybilla, pointing: Brionna’s in the kitchen.

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Nadja: I do not think, therefore I do not am ❤️

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Azalea, about civilization: from the moment I saw it, I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life trying to avoid it.

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Matze: [suffering the consequences of his own actions] once again the Gods tempt my overall good natured heart

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Nadja: WOMEN IN STEM (Stabbing, Torture, Evil and Murder)

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Sybilla, about Welos: hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice to just be kept and held <3

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Wolfgang: [showing up at your door 10 years later after a discussion] aND ANOTHER THING-

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Matze: Excuse me, sorry. I am gay. And dangerous. I also have depression and I’m new in town.

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Welos: I’ve never had an apprentice before :(

Sybilla: I can be your apprentice :)

Welos:

Welos: I’ve never had a girlfriend before.

Sybilla:

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Azalea: our little stupid conversations mean more to me than you think

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Azalea: where do babies come from?

Matze: they are brought by sorcerers in time-traveling spirals. that’s how we got you.

Azalea:

Azalea: you’re not lying

Matze: nope

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Brionna, absolutely plastered: I would be such a good “dead wife”. Can’t you just imagine how good I would be in a dead wife flashback sequence? I should be someone’s dead wife.

Nadja, on the verge of tears: Please do not ever say that again

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Azalea, about Wolfgang: What’s wrong with him?

Matze, flexing his muscles: Well, everyone has a different theory.

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Sybilla: did you know Brionna gives Nadja flowers every single morning?

Welos: ...Yes?

Sybilla: Well why don’t you do that :(

Welos: ...

Welos: Do you want me to?

Sybilla: YES

-the next day-

Nadja, staring at the flowers Welos is offering her: Why the hell are you doing this?

Welos: Look, I'm just as confused as you are.