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I love the little Live Feed there on Google Santa tracker because it tells us nothing. Zero relevance to the places where Santa actually is, and also it's still images.

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This is the wrong answer, but it's much funnier, so I'll allow it.

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You got it right! Congratulations!

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FINAL TOTALS

All of our Santa Trackers have confirmed he is back in the North Pole, which means it's time we look at everyone.

5. Santa Update never gave us any numerical marker of his progress. Perhaps the elves like to keep an air of mystery around the true Santa. Maybe they're covering up incompetence. Whatever the case, he is our lowest scorer.

4. The Santa Tracker comes from nothing, and to nothing he returns. When he returned to the North Pole, all data was wiped. I have no way of knowing the final total.

3. Fusible Santa has returned to his cozy village I had so rudely joked about before, having delivered a final total of 3,146,949,802 presents, and eaten 410,319 cookies along the way.

2. Google Santa, in his voyage over 342,837 kilometers, delivered a grand total of 7.7 billion gifts exactly.

Our reigning champion, NORAD Santa, holds his title, delivering a final total of 8,186,671,107 presents.

Merry Christmas, one and all!

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AND ALREADY GOOGLE IS BACK, IT IS NECK AND NECK

The gap between NORAD and Google is less than 100 million now! Can't wait to see who comes out on top!

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NORAD TAKES THE LEAD! BUT IT'S CERTAINLY NOT OVER YET!

The gap between NORAD and Google is less than 100 million now! Can't wait to see who comes out on top!

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The gap between NORAD and Google is less than 100 million now! Can't wait to see who comes out on top!

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Well I did miss midnight, but I'm awake enough for this one! Let's see how the Santas are doing!

NORAD is closing in on 7 billion presents delivered, currently flying over Montana! It's gonna be a close one folks because...

Google Santa is at 7.2 billion, currently on his way to Minneapolis, Minnesota! It could go to either one folks.

The Santa is currently heading down to Nevada, having visited 32 million homes, eaten nearly 14 million cookies, and drank nearly 12 million glasses of milk.

Fusible Santa finds himself over Utah, having delivered over 3 billion gifts, yet still only 313 thousand cookies. Someone tell The Santa to stop taking them!

According to Santa Update, he's currently in northern Canada! Suppose that's decently close to home for him, but he's not done yet!

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I may be losing steam, but the Santas sure aren't! Time for a status report!

Google Santa stands at an astonishing 6.4 billion presents delivered, currently heading to Grenada as I type this. Will he reclaim the title back from NORAD? Only one way to find out!

NORAD Santa isn't too far behind, however, with 5.6 billion. At time of reporting, he last touched down in the Dominican Republic. There really isn't much Christmas Eve left at this point!

The Santa (from The Santa Tracker) is on his way to Peru! From the nearly 300 million homes he has visited, he has eaten over 126 million cookies, and drank 110 million glasses of milk! Is it worth leaving those out for the other Santas if it carries the risk he'll be the one to claim them?

Fusible Santa Tracker is currently in Argentina, having delivered 1.6 billion presents. At this rate there's no chance for him to take home the title, but I feel like if any Santa deserves a moral victory it's him.

Santa Update: it looks like our sources from the North Pole are saying this might be when Santa takes his visit to the South Pole!

I can't promise a midnight post, so I may go quiet until the final tally. If that's the case, thank you for joining us today!

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Night falls, but we aren't done yet. Time for another stat update

Google Santa Tracker still holds the lead in terms of presents delivered, at nearly 5.5 billion. He's currently closing in on Portugal, not much of Europe left!

NORAD Santa, meanwhile, has already crossed the Atlantic! At 4.9 billion presents delivered, he's currently approaching Asunción, Paraguay.

The Santa Tracker is just now arriving in Argentina himself, being the 2nd to make it to South America. At over 250 million homes visited, 112 million cookies eaten, and 98 million glasses of milk drank, he sure is doing whatever it is he does!

Fusible Santa is just a hair ahead of Santa on his route thanks to his teleportation, having just arrived in Portugal. Maybe a chance to pump up his 1.09 billion presents before he gets there. No such luck boosting his 31 thousand cookies eaten.

Santa Update reports he was recently in England. Still no numbers to report, sorry.

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When I first introduced Santa Update, I said it felt like every asset was taken from a different place. But I feel like you really should scroll through the page introducing all the elves yourself

I mean look at this

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I love the weather part on The Santa Tracker's infobox. He just left Antarctica and the weather is listed as "Very Cold!" with the exclamation point

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