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We need an insult for people who are excited to invent new slurs for hypothetical situations that don't yet exist, I propose 'racist.'

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Mike’s flaccid lemonade

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"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

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疑似人格がイマイチなので魔女にお願いしました by sukabu

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someone commented on a post of mine accusing me of having an insecure attachment style and they had a funny username so i clicked on their blog and their most recent post is a nigh incomprehensible lesbian fanfic about turning in to a smart car and falling in love with a woman who turned in to an suv. i don't think i learned anything from this and i hope you didn't either.

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horny for mech pilots. horny for commanding officers. WHERE is the horny for r&d.

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boring mech pilots: I'm a dog, I'm part of this metal machine that will become my tomb one day, I have nothing to look forward to but carnage and bloodshed with the reward of more combat stims

my ass: the girlies down at the comm station said they'd buy me a six-pack if I can ramp over this gorge with Big 'N Beautiful here without crashing so don't tell Naomi down in Repairs alright YEE HAW

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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

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When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

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