dw | 23 | they/themi do all kinds of stupid and gay shit
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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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(getting los angeles and louisiana mixed up after cursory google) LA baby. the stars are out. you got shrimps in da bayou. (thinking about the sopranos) bada bing bada boom
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this is very specific but do any tumblr veterans here remember arial bold italic aesthetic from the mid 2010s. it looked like this
this was basically brat summer but for suicidal people. in this essay i will
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asked my doctor for a refill on my whimsy they denied me so fast. well jokes on them i synthesized my own homemade whimsy right he- (the erlenmyer flask into which i was pouring a glowing green goop explodes into thousands of glass shards, killing me instantly)
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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked
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im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it
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