benefits of living in a lighthouse
no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)
lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership
when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression
minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves
increased likelihood of mermaid encounters
effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow
free salt scrub
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how can anyone dislike harry james potter he discovered he could talk to snakes and his first reaction was to make small talk
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Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh
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me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass
my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!
me:
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get to know me: [2/5] favorite movies → pride and prejudice (2005)
“You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on”
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Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
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do you ever think of harry james potter, orphaned abused precious child who still goes out of his way to die for his friends and just cry
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Bruuuhhh 😭😭😭
Jooooeeeee!!!
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Thanks, Obama. (via pixels3d)
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harry: oh ha ha the half blood prince made up their own spell for enemies that's so wacky
harry: i bet it, like, turns their socks into frogs or something harmless and embarrassing
[later, in the bathroom]
harry: fuck. fuck. fucking shitting fuck. i fucked up.
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Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive.
Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
(via wordsnquotes)
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If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes
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