Call me Izzy! it/its, latino, my gender is more confusing than the gordian knot, 24, TAKEN BY @azazelurgod MINORS DNI. semi wcif. probably the horniest ace person you've ever met. we like big men, femboys, and gender fuckery here. i also have two fandom specific sims blogs lol. i sometimes ramble about vore on another blog if youre into that sorta thing
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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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i’m gonna just… say it. 911twt is the most toxic place ive ever seen.
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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Shoutout to Superman (2025) for making it incredibly fucking clear that Superman is for good people. He’s hope. He’s love. He’s supportive. He’s an immigrant. He supports Palestine. He loves animals. He protects children.
The movie is a light. If you’ve been feeling really depressed about the world lately I’d highly suggest watching Superman.
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sorta awesome that while people are sharing their summer vacation travel logs on instagram people here are posting about the dark crystal of morgoth
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god wants you to have hot kinky sex with fat women. he told me
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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments
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american mailing address:
Jeffrey Butts 420 Nasty Boulevard Slurp, Missouri 80085
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