sanguivorouscorvid
sanguivorouscorvid
The Shovel That Hit Dracula
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Icon from Interview with the Vampire (1994)! | all pronouns (including it/neos, please use them!) | terfs, thinspo blogs, and proshippers go away forever
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sanguivorouscorvid · 58 minutes ago
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if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city
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sanguivorouscorvid · 59 minutes ago
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can't today. busy.
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sanguivorouscorvid · 10 hours ago
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sanguivorouscorvid · 10 hours ago
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Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend
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sanguivorouscorvid · 10 hours ago
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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
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sanguivorouscorvid · 10 hours ago
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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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sanguivorouscorvid · 11 hours ago
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bitch what kind of interview is that
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sanguivorouscorvid · 11 hours ago
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HEART
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sanguivorouscorvid · 11 hours ago
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when the rpgmaker game is alright: honestly the soundtrack was pretty good!
when the rpgmaker game is fucking bad:
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sanguivorouscorvid · 11 hours ago
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Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
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sanguivorouscorvid · 11 hours ago
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Anathema
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Also a warm version as originally intended :) I switched to moonlight halfway through.
And I put a lot herbs that are often associated with Regis in the books <3
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sanguivorouscorvid · 11 hours ago
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some days you cannot help but pity some people
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sanguivorouscorvid · 17 hours ago
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was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing
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sanguivorouscorvid · 17 hours ago
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I *am* going to try to pronounce that. Give me a moment to look up the pronunciation and practice it a few times.
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sanguivorouscorvid · 17 hours ago
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not having a beverage can kill you. you can’t live on water alone that’s insane
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sanguivorouscorvid · 17 hours ago
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"My daughter Salma's malnutrition has exhausted her body because she has nothing to eat. I want everyone here to donate. We are dying. Donate here."
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sanguivorouscorvid · 17 hours ago
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when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)
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