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Closing is today!!! Can't believe I'm gonna be a homeowner OMG. It feels unreal.

Our final walkthrough was yesterday and it went well. The seller has moved out but left some of his random crap in the house. Some of it was useful like cleaning supplies, curtains in the living room, spare planks for the flooring, and paint that matches the walls. Some of it was shit like pairs of old shoes in the basement??? And he left a beer in the fridge LOL.

I am really looking forward to not being barked at by my bfs parents insane dog every single time I go downstairs. My dog will have the whole house to herself! And she will have her own little room under the stairs to come and go into as she pleases. I'm gonna have to take pics of it. 😁

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Really hope Gabistat becomes a “shooting up the neighborhood to keep the rent low” moment for the show. Like I need Lestat kissing his mother with tongue. I need tweets about how the show has become too weird and problematic™️ and how people should stop watching. I trust the writers but please no more deleting the freak shit from the script🙏🏿🙏🏿

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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

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ngl it's kinda funny how as a student it was emphasized to always call it a brief NOT a diaper (if your patients aren't babies obvs) to preserve dignity and then some adult patients are like NURSE! CHANGE MY DIAPER

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Dog people might enjoy my waggish collection of vintage dogs.

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you all assume that an alien in your living room would immediately want to have sex with you. he’s probably scared. he’s in a new situation and he’s being vulnerable even showing himself and you immediately want to fuck him

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I gotta say I do not understand the menstrual cup boiling/steaming thing. Everybody on the menstrual cup reddit seems to do it. What is that gonna do that washing with soap and water won't? People think it sterilizes the cup, but imo that doesn't matter because your hands aren't sterile even when washed. The counter you set the cup down on isn't sterile. Your labia and vagina ain't sterile either. I guess it makes people feel better mentally? 🤷‍♂️

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Sarah Clear, “Dinner For Two: Sexual Desire, Reciprocity, and Cannibalism” from The Routledge Companion to Literature and Food

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even before his mind turned to jello kanye was notorious for having some lines that were just absolute stinkers

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doing social media training at my job like i don't run a blog that would make me unemployable

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Over two weeks ago I got a cold and this week I caught the flu from my BF. It's so bad 😭

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He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

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life updates

I'm buying a house with my bf! He's worked a lot longer than I have and saved his ass off otherwise we wouldn't be able to.

I went up to 100mg of zoloft and it's helping I think

I have a cold right now and it sucks. I feel like I didn't appreciate the time in between now and the last cold again. I hate being sick.

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Plant room :3

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A few quick sketches of will graham with pen and watercolor

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#1 crush. vent doodle