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I Am The Thing That Inspired History

I Am The Thing That Ended History

I Am The Thing Who Created This World And All Others

And I Will Be The Thing To Undo That Creation

To Commit That Ultimate Religious Act - To Destroy That Which You Have Made

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Gerold, You Fat Fuck, Supped And Glutted  Like A Mosquito

Get Up, You Big Fat Fuck, Get Up And Move, Beast

I Command You, Move, Beast, Lump, Creature, Ugly Thing

Get Up And Move

Please

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Just Who Do You Think You Are, Broken Frame, To Stand In The Path Of My Destruction

I Tire Of This World, Of This Evergoing Constancy

Change, Change, Change Is What I Am, What I Bring

I Am The Bringer Of Changes

Move, Or I Will Move You

Can You Hear Me, Thing That You Are

Move, Object, Thing, Beast

I Will Not Worship You

Move

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And Still I Must Trudge Forth

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is the jungle fun

Jungle Is Scary

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how is cosign giuseppe doing

Giuseppe Lives Loudly, Alert And Ready

The Ever Unemployed Line-Cook, Here To Burn The World To A Crisp

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are you okay

I Am In The Jungle

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Transmissive Number 00074:003.1

Time Space Cross-Section: Depth Check

Transmat Classification: Thoughtstream Overflow

Cut A

To Begin A New, Change The Forest To Sand, Expand My Glorious Empire, My Unending Borders, Push The Bubble To Encompass All Things 

One Must Slash And Burn Their Way To The New World

This Is The Only Way, As They Say, To Accomplish Great Things

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SIGNAL FOUND

UPLINK ESTABLISHED

WARNING: SOLAR FLARES CONTINUE TO DISRUPT THE DAILY FUNCTIONS OF THE COMPUTERS LAB

STATUS: PSYCHOMETRIC LINK TENUOUS; DATA CORRUPTION DETECTED

FORECAST: ERRATIC CONNECTION THROUGH MID JULY, EXPECT OUTTAGES, ANOMALOUS LINKAGES, AND UNCHARACTERISTIC LANGUAGES

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SIGNAL FOUND: AWAITING CONNECTION

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SIGNAL LOST

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My View From Inside Jungle LOL

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Transmissive Number 00074:002.3

Time Space Cross-Section: O.W.D.

Transmat Classification: Canticle

And So Seymour Came To The Sparse Jongle Edge

Accosting Guardians Peering Down From Up On Upon Ledge

Spider Monkeys Leaping Limb From Limb

Monkey Doesn't Even Know That All Is Grim

Spider Monkey Laughs And Throws Down Its Sticks

But Monkey Doesn't Know Seymour Carries Bricks

With Hoof So Strong And Might So Great

Naught An Ape Can Ever Escape His Fate

So Seymour Throws His Pebbles Like Toxic Rains

Little Tiny Pebbles Blasting Thru Monkeys' Brains

As Tremprature Grows On High And High

The Doom Of Monkey Kind Is Endless Nigh

Now That Seymour Babyboy Cleared The Way

Tapirs Set Out To Turn Living Green To Deadly Gray

Cut B

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Transmissive Number 00074:002.2

Time Space Cross-Section: O.W.D.

Transmat Classification: Canticle

And So Came The One And Only Seymour Babyboy

So Young, So Old, Preparing To Enact His Final Ploy

At The Rimmed World Edge Of The Monkey's Space

The Torussed Cuts Of The Times And Place

At The End Of The Days, All Things Said And Told

He Rounded Up All Cosigns, Be They Yong Or Ould

Even Poor Archibold, Filthy, Thick With Grime

Freshened Up With One Big Scoop Of Lime

Together They Moved, Bolders Crashing Down

Carving Through The Forest, Burdensome Clown

Until They Met Their Graceful Little Jungle Guide

Whow, What A Guy, Honestly, He's Such A Ride

Great Big Feathered Beast - Name Of Marvin

With That Creature They Struck A Bargain

Eye For Eye, Life For Life, Debt For Debt

Little Baby Seymour's Conditions Met

Reading Through His Great Big Book Of Shapes

Babyboy Seymour Goes Marching To Meet The Apes

To The Jungle Where All Tapirs Do Belong

To Make Right All That Is Strange And Wrong