sandiwchirlinreal

[sandiwchirlinreal]

im honestly shocked it took this long for nmkart to get review bombed lmao

[sandiwchirlinreal]

wait they're actually calling it the Nintendo Sputch??

[sandiwchirlinreal]

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

[sandiwchirlinreal]

Submissions are officially open!

Crips for eSims for Gaza and Connecting Humanity have already done so much work bringing Internet access to the people of Gaza, but the need for funding is constant. So we are very proud to announce the submission phase of our upcoming eSim bundle on Itch.io!

Do you have a game, zine, or hell, anything else published on Itch? We would love to have you for our cause!

Submissions will be open from January 27 to February 10th!

[sandiwchirlinreal]

Help a mother and infant son evacuate

Verified by @/nabulsi

Suad is a young mother who was forced to give birth to her first son, Khaled, during a war! Now both mother and son are suffering from the war in many ways: high prices on food, lack of resources, and declining health.

What Suad needs now to evacuate now! Please donate and share her campaign to help her provide a better life for herself and her son🙏🏽

@punkeropercyjackson @c-o-z-m-o @crapscicle @thexnightmarexgarden @hollow-port

@dead111111111111 @insomniac-jay @fireyfobbitmedicine @floof-ghostie @heydreamchild

@carfuckerlynch @that-one-queer-poc @neptunerings @heritageposts @leonardcohenofficial

@bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass @apas-95 @7greentears @isopod-lesbian @soup-mother

@troutreznor @comrademango @estrellasrojas @evillesbianvillain @valtsv

@finalgirlabigailhobbs @cuttingstone @goldenspirits @charon-cries @seravph

@002700 @funkyness @romcommunist @pansyfemme @filmnoirsbian

@read-marx-and-lenin @timequangle @chunkysoup22 @shittysawtraps @neechees

@bixels @ghosthoodie @mar64ds @robotpussy @infectiouspiss

@holedyke @nyaskitten @watermotif @communistkenobi @papasmoke

[sandiwchirlinreal]

[sandiwchirlinreal]

[sandiwchirlinreal]

Imagine if we just fucking fed people instead of making them jump through hoops for it.

[sandiwchirlinreal]

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

[sandiwchirlinreal]

[sandiwchirlinreal]

This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.

[sandiwchirlinreal]

[sandiwchirlinreal]

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

[sandiwchirlinreal]

Hello, I’ts Nour from Gaza,

My family shattered between northern and southern Gaza after my husband was forced to leave us and return to the north on foot🚶

He told me: "The journey was long and tough, but I felt like my heart was carrying me, not my foot"

The devastation in the north is beyond words, The place is practically uninhabitable, but sadly, our family have no other choice 💔

We are looking for a spot to fix it up and settle, hoping to reunite soon

I urgently need your genuine support, the costs of rent and repairs are overwhelming, but together, we can find a way to reunite 🕊️

Whether you contribute through donations to reunite my family or simply share this message to reach others who can help, every action matters 🙏🏻

Thank you for standing by us 🕊️

🌟 Our campaign is vetted by 🇵🇸 @/gazavetters List at #291

[sandiwchirlinreal]

[sandiwchirlinreal]