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How long has it been since I’ve been here

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LllyPadton (the refurbished animatronic of Patton Frogdad from the 50s) is the main singer animatronic of the famous Smiletime Sanders’ Pizzaria Franchise’s new Smiletime Pizzaplex! He stands at a whopping 10 feet tall, is terrifyingly huge and covered in stickers from many birthday parties. They tried to make him bigger than the other animatronics to show he is their dadlike figure and he spouts plenty of dad wisdom (make sure to brush your teeth!) and has a comedy routine before performances that are dad jokes (which are all terrible) that make the other animatronics groan. Incredibly helpful but will scold you if he catches you breaking the rules.

Thomas (8) calls him dad and hides in his chest from the others who are scary.

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🍆 that vibrates

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Another meme template?

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New meme template?

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New meme template?

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Hey look, me throughout college and now

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I am now 22 and I am still finding out new things in this godforsaken life.

It’s all thanks to TikTok and curiosity

So I just looked up what vore means for the first time.

I am 20 years old. Not much traumatizes me when it comes to reading fiction.

But fuck.

Guys. Gals. Non-binary pals.

I’m fucking traumatized

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Virgil: Love is a fucking scam. Eat a mango, bitch.

Roman: <3

Virgil: Last statement, cancelled. Love is real. Eat a mango with someone you love.

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Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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You know, that cute little thing that Shinsou does when he's being bashful.

My Hero Academia, episodes 91 and 92

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Deceit: I’m not a human. Could a human do this?

Deceit: [screams]

Logan: Yeah I think they could actually

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problems in stardew valley

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I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.