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this girl came in my job asking “where yall berberrys at”

like the sentence structure was so improper and low income i just walked away

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Real

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Child: Mom, can you tell me a bedtime story?

Me: Of course. *clears throat* Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit. Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins. Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace. Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish.

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And I go crazy ‘cause here isn’t where I wanna be

Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine

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Shut that shit down

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I’m full of love, and nobody wants it.

Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

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Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?

Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?

Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?

Women:

Women:

Women:

Women:

Women:

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Women: ...must be tough.

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i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

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real life high school advice:

dont slack 

be friends with everyone 

kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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